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// Trouble Shoes 
// Story: Know your Mare 
// by overlord-flinx 
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Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...

Strangely enough, the stage where the rather large equine stood had been decorated with a high amount of throw-pillows beneath him while the voices echoed through the room.

...Can we just look at you...?

"Why would you want to do that...?"

Because... It's just so... What's the word I'm looking for?

"A disaster waiting to happen...? I've gotten that one a lot..."

Oh, by Celestia, no. We wouldn't say that. Come on, what's the word I'm looking for?

Serendipitous?

Fortuitous?

Uniqueous?

That's not a word...

I just wanted to be a part of the group...

I liked it!

Thank you, Mini-Me. At least someone appreciates me.

"Be nice if someone appreciated me. But, with my luck... Fat chance..."

Ah! But we do appreciate you! So much!

Right. You're so... Special.

"The only way I'm special is in the way I cause trouble..."

Please! You're the first horse we've ever seen!

"...Horse?"

Pony after pony after pony gets so boring... But you! You're a genuine horse!

You're astounding!

"B-But I--"

That's why we called you here. We just HAD to see you in the flesh.

Can we have your autograph?

"...Why not..."

YAY!

Now you know Trouble Shoes! The only horse in Equestria!

...I don't have the heart to tell them...