Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx


Re-Match: Sunset Shimmer

"Blank...? Why am I standing down here?" Sunset Shimmer groaned as she looked around the darkly lit area.

Our fifth guest had something else to do...

...So you'll just have to improvise and be today's guest...

"Whatever. Just go on."

Don't worry...

...I got a special script ready...

Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...

Sunset Shimmer...

...is careful with planning...

"A well laid plan is better than--"

...But quick to anger...

"What's that supposed to mean!?"

Sunset Shimmer...

...knows patience is a virtue...

"It is common knowledge after all..."

...She just doesn't use it...

"Are you saying I don't have patience? I have tons of patience!"

Sunset Shimmer...

...hates cheating...

"Well, if you don't get something fairly--"

...Just isn't above dirty tricks...

"If threatening someone's way home is 'dirty' then I don't want to be 'clean'."

Sunset Shimmer...

...has talent, whits, determination, and a promising future...

"Heh. Of course--"

...She just wasted it...

"...What sort of script is that?"

A "FACT" sheet...

...A REAL fact sheet...

"A... Real... fact... sheet..."

It's not too funny when they aren't lies...

...is it...?

"...I... guess it isn't..."

But...

...I have more...

"Can't we just stop? I get the point, Blank..."

No...

...I don't think you do...

Sunset Shimmer...

...is filled with rage and spite...

"Pip! I get it!"

...But she sees that...

"..."

Sunset Shimmer...

...made lots and lots of horrible mistakes...

...But she sees that...

"..."

Sunset Shimmer...

...could do a lot of good...

"...And she sees that."

Now SHE knows...

Sunset Shimmer...

"...Get down here, you twerp... 'She' wants to hug her little brat of a brother..."