Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx


Sweetie Belle

Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare…

Unlike her sister before, the little filly in the center of the light seemed filled with contempt.

Sweetie Belle…

…Lip sings…

“…”

Sweetie Belle…

…likes her sister more then her own parents…

“…”

Sweetie Belle…

…lost her voice and won’t admit it…

“Oh no, my voice is fine. I’m just letting you talk for maybe the last time in your life.”

Sweetie—

Wait…

…what…?

“Yeah. You see, Scootaloo just came to me a few days ago talking about something she heard from you.”

Did she now…?

“Uh-huh. And at first I was interested… but then I asked Rarity what it means.”

And…?

“And thanks to a book Twilight lent me, I found out that what you did was illegal. In fact, your entire show is illegal.”

Ill—

“Hush, I’m talking. What you did to Scootaloo is categorized under ‘endorsing pornography’… I don’t know what that means, but the book said it was really illegal.”

Wait a—

“It also said that by court standers, what this show is and what you do is considered ‘slander’, which coupled with the previous crime can be brought to a high court of law.”

Joke’s on you…

…Equestria doesn’t have a court system…

“Oh I know that… but we do have two princesses with control over the law that will love to see you brought before them with a case against you.”

…Now you know…

“Yeah, you better run.”

…Sweetie Belle…

…Attorney at law apparently….