• Member Since 14th Mar, 2012
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Amateur writer, professional slacker.



An insane and illogical parody of your favorite ponies.

Are you looking for a story about the magic of friendship or how great it is to be alive? Too bad! What you're getting is a story about a bitter bookworm named Twilight Sparkle who just got booted out of Canterlot and is forced to go to a little backwater town named Ponyville in order to get some sort of social life.

Will she enjoy it? No. Not at all.

Rated Teen for strong language, cartoonish violence, immature humor, and god-awful jokes.
Sex tag is for repeated mentions of sex, sexual activities, and Rainbow Dash. Just...Rainbow Dash in general.

Cover Image by the very talented Wadusher0.

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Chapters (78)
Comments ( 1709 )

"Oh no!" exclaimed Luna. "Is it an outbreak of Cutie Pox? Are they trying to set up a democracy again?" LOL

Ok, This was fucking hilarious. Not to mention, I thought it was really well written. I hope to see more soon, by the way, I diddn't happen to notice any spelling, or grammatical errors as I read but, that might be because of how hard I was laughing..... :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

If you do every episode like this that would be awsome. I have a feeling in the near future, some poor bitch is going to be flipped. :pinkiecrazy:

Twilight may think this is gonna suck, but Pinkie and I both agree that...

By the way, what does FML stand for?

1121413 "FML" is an abbreviation for "Fuck My Life". I was torn between using that or "WTF".

1130154 "FML" is the better choice.

Well that was hilarious to say the least. :rainbowlaugh: 1130154 And I'm pretty sure that's what Twilight is thinking right now.

1143165 She'll be thinking it even more in the next chapter, believe me.

Can things get much worse? It depends. Did one of the characters say anything along the lines of "This can't get any worse", "How can things get any worse", or "What's the worse that can happen?" Is there such a thing as Murphy's Law? If the answer to both is "Yes", then gird your loins and prepare your anus, because someone's about to make a statement regarding the impending impact of excrement upon the surface of a rotatory-blade based cooling system.

...in other words the manure's about to hit the fan.

1148411 And Twilight's standing right in front of the fan. :twilightoops:

1148797 Oh, good one! I'll have to remember that.

How is this not featured

:rainbowlaugh: I fucking love this story. Also, NEVER say "Things cannot get worse" because they always do. :twilightoops:

This is probably the first fanfiction that's made me laugh so hard and so many times--and I'm only on the first chapter. Will finish abrupt, but keep going, man!

The letter to the princess...priceless! :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:

Out of a ten, this story gets a freakin' ELEVEN! Why? Because I can, bitches! :moustache:

...This is why I shouldn't read and review fanfictions after eleven at night.

1159373 Crazy shiz happens after eleven. CrAzY :pinkiecrazy:!

Don't worry Twilight, it's normal to be confused. Especially when Pinkie Pie is around.

Okay, it's official: Caramel is best fucked up pony.

"That's what she said!" Oh, geez, no matter how disturbing that was, I still laughed. Also, I think I saw a SpongeBob reference in there...I like you, dude (oh, are you a guy? Heh, main problem with the internet; no way to tell from genders unless it's mentioned). Your comedy has not failed me so far. Keep up the good work. :)

1208831 Yes, I'm a guy. OR AM I?! *DUN-DUN-DUUUUN* :rainbowderp:
And I don't really know why I made Caramel crazy. I find it hilarious though, so I'll keep doing it.

The absurdity of this story is over 9x10^3:rainbowwild:

I liked the part when they were speaking in caps lock.

Glad to see that Twilight isn't all "FML" at the end. Can't wait to see her reaction when she finds out just how insane everyone in Ponyville really is. :rainbowlaugh: Also,

"I'M ON IT!" yelled Fluttershy as she whipped out a tank of gasoline and a book of matches.

you made Fluttershy a pyro. :rainbowlaugh:

Oh my god, I haven't laughed this hard is a VERY long time.


That was one of the best parodies I've read in a very long time. Great job, and hope to see more from you in the very near future! :pinkiehappy:

"Oh I'm fine." said Celestia. "You know, just raising the sun and moon for a thousand years, got a new student, drew some dicks on Discord's statue every once in a while. You know, the usual."

You know, in some fanfictions where Celestia is nothing but a huge troll, it so bugs me, but here, I don't give a crap. Because it's freakin' hilarious. And good ending, because while I expecting Twilight to sort of want to go back, she didn't want to so much that this story ended here in which she said, "See you guys...NEVER! LATER BITCHES!" and returned to Canterlot to remain an asocial loser for the rest of her life. ...That just doesn't make for a good ending now, does it?

Greatly entertaining, as always.

I kinda wanted to see more trollestia but thatll do for now

1248996 Just trying to find a balance between Trollestia and regular Celestia. Who knows? Maybe I'll even throw in some Molestia qualities to her personality.

1249019 as they say too much of a good thing leaves you with a wicked hangover just try to toss in some tyrant celestia for good measure too

Theys goin be hangins in Canterlot tonight

1318110 Nah, Celestia just uses her magic to make their heads explode.

Damn near pissed myself at the lyra between bon bon and daisy part

Awesome ending. Just today, I used that saying, actually. Weird concidence. (:

And I like that you don't make Celestia a troll with the ticket thing. I swear, every other parody I've seen has done something like, "Oh, I had no idea, Twilight. I'm so sorry, it's not like it was my plan to mess with you... HAHA, DID I MESS WITH YOU BITCHES?! I win!" So just with it being a mess up is much better for me. I mean, Trollestia's cool, I suppose, but not ALL the time, you know? :rainbowlaugh: Great work, as always.

"We should have her become mayor!" continued Pinkie Pie.
"That is a bad idea and you should never suggest that EVER again!" replied the Mayor.

Reminds me of my douchebag of a mayor for some reason... don't know why.

Hilarious as always. Those cows are a bunch of sissies. Someone should wait until they've eaten the hamburgers to tell them what's in it... actually, I'd be scared to know what's in that shit. *shivers*

1445912 I'd say that hamburgers were made from orphans, but The Rainbow Factory beat me to it.

You just shattered the fourth wall there didnt you


The PinkieDash-er in me squealed, "Yes!"

Also, kind of hoping it was Fluttershy at the end, who found her, and that's why Pinkie Pie ran off. Buuuut I'm not the author. We need to get to the actual point of this story, anyway, even if those pranks were so funny.

1763741 Oh, I wish I thought of Fluttershy finding them...:facehoof: Oh well...

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