This story is a sequel to MLP: FML
An insane and illogical sequel parody of your favorite ponies.
It's been months since Twilight Sparkle stopped Nightmare Moon and moved to Ponyville. In that time, she's gone on many adventures with her friends and has finally gotten used to their insane antics.
However, new enemies are coming to destroy them. Can Twilight and her friends survive a mad god, an evil plan to take over Equestria, and an author who's finally adding a plot to this story?
Rated T for cartoon horse violence, strong language, and suggestive humor.
Cover art generously provided by Script!
Chapters (6)
Well shit.
I'm just imagining this as so deadpan and casual. Curious to see where this is going. Also nice little twist with Pinkie Pie.
Here we go...
Woo, let's get ready for disaster, disharmony and dick jokes from Dash!
Ok! This NEEDS to be added to the TV tropes page!
Oh poopy
Welp, we're boned. Time to open the panic room and break out the vodka.
Is is me, or is your Celestia acting more intelligently that the real one?
Well, it would be the perogative of a true Master of Chaos to make the very Plot go completely off the rails!
Got to admit, this entrance for Discord was pretty epic.
And nice explanation for Pinkie's abilities.
AN EXPLANATION FOR HPW PINKIE CAN DEFY REALITY?! ARE YOU MAD?! but seriously thank you for continuing this wonderful trainwreck
There better be a MOV Discord reference.
"I AM YOUR GOD NOW! BRING ME YOUR VIRGINS!"
Man. I almost forgot about these guys.
Oh god. It's finally here.
Never. Change. These are the best background ponies ever.
Oh, and Discord is back and rather pissed off. Well, I expect the next few chapters to hilarious and disturbing. Possibly hilariously disturbing.
Also, kudos to you for explaining Pinkie's powers in a way that, surprisingly, makes a lot more damn sense then the series ever did. The fact that this explanation is in a pardoy fic that twist everything we know and love in the main series is just icing on the cake.
Wait!!! What???
Did Discord make a portals 2 reference at the end there?
... Weirdo.
I, wouldn't have been able to resist either.
Indeed not.
Goddammit Rainbow.
Blunt.
Trust me, it's not.
He is. He's a psychopath with a penchant for sick mind games and the ability to warp reality to his whims.
That makes sense. Why does that make sense.
Goddamn I'm loving him already!
Marrow Transplant? That makes no sense, Dashie.
And that dialogue read automatic John DeLancie.
Ponies all, you are deeeeep doodoo. Deep Discord doodoo.
Serious deep Discord doodoo.
He always was a better villain...
Does this means Rainbow Dash isn't going to act much Rainbow Dash?
Also, hyped about new chapters!
6896630 Rainbow Dash is suggestive humor.
Ah, it brings far too much joy to my heart to see Sweetie Belle in all her demented, psychotic glory
Poor background pony
Oh Applejack. Dependable is boring, and Discord loathes boring. Maybe if you beat his face in a few times he'll reconsider your status as 'least interesting of the Mane 6'.
For good reason.
Oh wow.
Like a pro!
You realize you're being played like a fiddle?
Sorta.
Too close. Also, this scares me. He's willing to resort to murder. If he's this bad, how bad will Tirek or Sombra be?
He's scaring me.
Oh yeah sure, a Backgroundjack joke.
Clever Discord.
Besides, you were insane at the time, Luna, and it was all Celestia could do.
Logical, but, not quite.
Oh dear.
Oh really?
Ah yes, the one cool lin e Greedo had.
I swear this is a reference to a piece of fanart.
He has the script.
Usually it's a flash of light.
A demigod versus an up and coming tyrant. Sweetie belle will win, because you can't kill marshmallows.
This is my favorite chapter so far!
Wow, this chapter really hits deep.
I know this is for laughs and all but the whole giving AJ flack for not being well represented and the deep personal issues and how the mane six are being used by Celestia. This turned serious fast. Discord doesn't seem that evil in a sense now that you show how he causes chaos of his own free will rather than Celestia manipulating events and controlling ponies lives to fulfill her desires.
Also, Sweetie Belle needs to own Snails, there can only be one!
6914234 Yeah, things are getting a bit serious, aren't they? Don't worry, Discord has plenty of fun in store for everyone!
...Aside from the Mane Six. They're probably going to die.
Whoa. Since discord got the script he knows what is going to happen.
Auto-win.
6915059 Not necessarily. Remember, Pinkie had the script for Season 1 and still couldn't stop problems from happening.
Am I the one one who thinks the murderous duo should team up for conquest?
Also,
My hunch is confirmed.
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What I mean to say is that Discord knows what is going to happen, even if he can't stop it, maybe he'll do something about it.
Well unless he has powers to break the 4th wall and going directly to your house and making you change what is going on, he can't win.
Or... he could edit the script and change things, Pinkie will thought that "that" is going to happen but it didn't happen.
Or maybe break a page so she doesn't know what will happen.
Oh speaking of the script, isn't he going to talk with "you" in the story like Pinkie used to?
6920883 Maybe. He's a little too busy to chat with "me" right now.
....I honestly want to see the Sweetie Belle vs Snails fight actually...
Write. Just keep writing. The first MLP: FML was one of the funniest things I have ever read, and this is shaping up to be as good as it, if not better. Discord is even better here than in the actual show, which is saying a lot. I love how he tries to manipulate the--ahem--heroes here in ways the show didn't.
Also, Applejack as background pony is hilarious and sad simultaneously.
Also, Evil Sweetie Belle is still hilarious. Pit her against corrupted Snails and it's glorious.
I eagerly await the next chapter!
....... oh dear.
This Discord is really mean.
I love Fluttershy's music.
If Pinkie can just summon the script, why did she have to wait for it to come in the mail?
Rainbow, ever the enthusiast.
Wow... this was harsh...
I don't know, Discord. Tex killed a guy with his own skull.
You, are weird.
Oh?
He makes a good point.
As far as I'm concerned with that, he can do whatever he wants, doesn't really bother me.
Once again, I feel the need to point out that Discord's reality warping is a flash of light a la Q, not a puff of smoke. Just a nitpick. Also, I can almost imagine AJ going grey.
He's so much older than you cradle robbing doesn't even BEGIN to cover it.
It's the little things.
No shit?
Oh, man that, wow.
I'm reminded of a certain event in the Third Volume of RWBY. Those who've seen it know what I mean.
Within reason, provided it's funny and or harmless.
I like this Celestia, she's a lot like canon Celestia, but a good deal more blunt and less cryptic. She does not pull her punches.
Considering what you could do, throwing parties is harmless as can be.
... The worst part is how he makes a point...
He's like the Joker but worse.
Cue her turning grey. That aside, it's great how you're not just going by Return of Harmony, you're making your own version of it, not just doing what the original did.
He's Discord. Either or at this point.
Clever.
... Bitch!
It really is the little touches that make this so good.
Discord, you are a Magnificent Manipulative Bastard. I can see why this took so long to come out, not that I mind.
He's not wrong.
They don't.
You're not exactly giving him reason to.
Eh, it gets a laugh now and then.
A weighty choice is yours to make, the right selection or a big mistake, if the wrong choice you choose to pursue, the foundations of home will crumble without you.
Oh, dear.
Oh fuck all kinds of duck.
7008430 Let's say that at the end of each script, Pinkie has instructions on how to get the next one. For this particular script, it was going to arrive via mail. Then Discord happened.
You know...this second season just doesn't seem as humorous as the first. It's like, instead of being a comical parody, it's now an ultra-adult version of season 2. Is that on purpose?
Please don't take this as an insult. I'm going to follow the story anyway, and it's really well-written. The tone is just so jarringly different from season 1.
7008519 Hey, just FYI, I'm running a Fallout Equestria stream on my YouTube channel in a few minutes. It's Gearhead Gears.
7008532 This is Discord. He warned us Discord wouldn't be the same as in the show. That means he's gonna be pretty dark.
7008532 These first few chapters are going to be a little more serious, but it will always stay a parody. This chapter in particular was always going to be serious, due to Discord giving breaking speeches to the Mane 6. However, this series will never go away from being a comedy.
7008575 Nice. I'd tune in, but I have a paper I have to finish.
Well that went differently from the canon. I especially liked the part where Rarity had to seduce a minotaur and Pinkie wrestled Dash in a giant pool of gelatin.
Spouting off
Go Discord!!! ......What? Just me?
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Agreed.
7008580 Never mind that, it screwed up majorly.
Wow. Discord just shut everyone down in a distraction.
The tone is much more serious this time around, and Discord is a complete asshole.