Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...
If not for a previous guest sharing her unique claws, wings, and paws, the chipper go-getter on stage would very easily be a remarkable sight. Though, taking into account her actual smile while standing on a stage of such dread for others, that in itself could be remarkable.
Gabby...
Hm...
"What's up?"
Well...
Usually we have some "facts" about things you do or have done...
But we're seeing a VERY long list of things you HAVE done...
"Oh. Heh. Well, it doesn't hurt to be well rounded, am I right?"
She has a point...
Tell you what. We're going to throw things at you, and you stop us when we say something you DIDN'T do.
"Now that sounds fun!"
Why can't everyone be so cooperative?
Ready...?
Cheese Maker.
"Gouda or Swiss?"
Line Dancer.
"I can teach YOU the electric slide."
Viceroy of a Militant Regime.
"Viva la Prance!"
Muppet.
"Well, I mean, the process was--"
Cannibal.
"If you don't try something once...!"
Mime.
"..."
Lead singer of a rock band.
"I'd sing a few bars, but I don't have a guitar."
Host of a slam television show.
"I... Huh."
Wait, what? We got her?
Oh-ho!
Gabby...
Is the host of a slam television show...
"...Give me just one second."
Where is she going?
I have no--SHE'S TRYING TO BREAK DOWN THE DOOR!
Use the idiot as a shield!
She's clawing her way in!
Now you know Gabby!
Stop her! She's going for the mic!
I have a taser!