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// The Sacred One... 
// Story: Know your Mare 
// by overlord-flinx 
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Know your--

Dear Makers!

It's--

No bucking way!

I can't believe it...

On our own stage...

Be cool, be cool...

Uh...

Hello...

Yeah, ummm...

Welcome to our stage...

Hope you like it...

I-If you don't we could change it for you...

I can't believe he's even here...!

Can we have your autograph...?

Just meet us back stage after the show...

...We'll have papers and pens for you to sign...

You know...

...If you want...

...

...The two of you never cease to amaze me with your stupidity...

Queeny!

Bite your tongue!

This stallion is a GOD!

He makes Cap'n look like Snails...

He makes me look like Snails by comparison!

He is just a unicorn...

Just a--

BLASPHEMY!

Do you know who this is?

Standing rather awkwardly on center stage was the idol of Discord and Pip's praises, garbed in his usual baking attire.

It's Joe...

Not just JOE...

This is THE Pony Joe...

Have you any idea what greatness he brought upon this world!?

Dear Makers...

He is the single creator...

The only mastermind...

The one pony with the vision to create...

RICEICLES!

"You're the ones that've been eaten all of my stocks of those?"

Oh yes great one!

Wasting not a moment more, the stage beneath Joe sprang up and launched him up through a sliding door positioned on the ceiling above him.

Queeny!

We were gonna get autographs!

How can you be so heartless!?

...I'm going back on a vacation...