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// FINAL BATTLE: Pinkie Pie 
// Story: Know your Mare 
// by overlord-flinx 
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Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...

Surprisingly, Pinkie seemed to be smiling as she looked around on the stage.

...You're not upset...?

"Uh-uh."

But we shot you with a water cannon...

"It was refreshing!"

Oh...

Well...

...Good...

Cap'n, you wanna--

Nope...

...Why not...?

Can't win with her...

...I'm just gonna go read a book...

Alright...

Pinkie Pie...

...tap dances with monkeys on sunny days...

"WOAH! That sounds AMAZING!"

What kind of fact is that...?

I'm going for broke here...

Pinkie Pie...

...grows moustaches in a field of marshmallows...

"That... is... so... COOL! I totally should try that!"

You're not even trying...!

Like Cap'n always said...

When dealing with madness...

...Fight with madness...

He never says that...!

And isn't that just mad that he doesn't...?

I'm surrounded by morons...

"You're surrounded by darkness, silly."

She's right you know...

...Just one more week...

...Just ONE more WEEK...

Pinkie Pie...

...sells noodles to the Trotney Mafia...

"They have a Mafia?"

Can't talk about it huh...?

I understand...

Pinkie Pie...

...believes in Santa Hooves...

"Of course I do!"

So do I...

...So do I...

Now you know...

Pinkie Pie...

"I'm gonna go do all those things so that's true!" Pinkie hopped off with glee.