//------------------------------// // SUPER SPECIAL: Alicorn Twilight Sparkle // Story: Know your Mare // by overlord-flinx //------------------------------// Oh... Oh... Oh... Do you taste that...? It's-oh! It's so delicious... This is the moment we've been waiting for...! They're just HANDING her to us on a silver plater... If I could marry this moment, I would... ...Ah... What the heck...! I will marry this moment...! But! The wedding will come later... ...We have a 'princess' to beat up... Cap'n...? Can we start now...? Bah...! Just like your mother... ...Never in the mood for foreplay... We have different ideas of foreplay... Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare... Center stage, which had welcomed many different ponies and the sort was now treated to the repeat visit of the show's very first guest. Though her body was changed, and attire as well, the purple pony before them still seemed the same. Twilight Sparkle... ...likes looking at Rarity's flank... "I just noticed something strange was off about it that day. And, of course, my assumption was correct." Twilight Sparkle... ...has ASSumptions about all her friends' flanks... "And I was right about all of them. So, you can't belittle me." Twilight Sparkle... ...has trained everyone in Ponyville to dance and sing in an entire organized chorography whenever she wakes up in the morning... "Well, I... Ponyville is already a fairly music oriented town... But I never forced them to dance in the morning whenever I wake up. That's ridiculous!" Twilight Sparkle... ...is hell bent on de-constructing every feminist movement for the past century... "Oh, I see. Just because I'm a princess now as the grand end for all of my training, you're trying to say that I'm unravelling everything feminists and our messages thus far have been trying to teach. Is that about right? WRONG! Princess-hood or not, I am still me. Titles don't change who you are, what you are, or what you stand for. What the title 'princess' has given me is nothing that my abilities and friends have already given me. To think otherwise is ignorant and obnoxious in itself." Twilight Sparkle... ...looks very pretty in her armor... "Pretty what? Come on, hurry up with the insult." No... ...Just pretty... Mhm... ...It suits you... "...Thanks...?" Twilight Sparkle... ...is trying to replace Star Swirl the Bearded... "I wouldn't say I was trying to replace him. I'm just picking up where he left off." Twilight Sparkle... ...aren't you a little young to be a princess...? "I... I don't think so. I mean, Princess Celestia had to start at some age too. Maybe it was around my age." Twilight Sparkle... ...has no king or queen above her... "Technically true." Twilight Sparkle... ...is there for a queen... "Not tech--" Queen it up bitch...! "Now that's uncalled for..." No... ...those wings are uncalled for... "They aren't hurting anypony. They're just wings. Didn't we already go over how this doesn't change me?" Twilight Sparkle... ...thinks wings aren't useful enough to count as being different... "In my case, yes. In other cases, as in if you were born with them, that's your birth given talent." Twilight Sparkle... ...holds the record for ruining the world and fixing it in under twenty-four hours... "That's not something to be proud of... albeit true in a way." Twilight Sparkle... ...could have turned Rainbow Dash into her past gen self... "I don't understand the statement..." Let's hope it stays that way... ...Lord have mercy if Rainbow Dash got Rarity's Cutie mark... ...Darling... Stop that...! "Are you done?" What...? Oh...! Sorry Sue... Forgot you were there... "...Sue?" Mary... ...is an INSPIRATION to us all...! "That's what Princess Celestia said. I wouldn't go far as to say that, but it is nice to have it said anyway." Mary Sue... ...will have to move to Canterlot to hold her growing ego... "First, I'm not moving out of my house. Second, my ego is not growing. Third, Mary Sue?" Twilight Sparkle... ...is a music hog... "Music hog?" Four songs...? Who needs four songs sung in one day...? "It was a special day! And even my mentor and friends got to sing through out the day too." Giving the table scraps of music doesn't count as sharing... And sharing is caring... Twilight Sparkle... ...almost made everyone's wish come true... "When?" About five seconds after the elements activated and seemed to vaporize you... We were so close... ...So close... ...EARLIER THAT DAY... ...Did that spell just turn Twilight into a pile of ash...? ... ... ...YES! BACK TO THE SHOW! NO! So... ...So... ...So close... "Gee. Heart warming..." Twilight Sparkle... ...is one step closer to taking her brother back from Cadance... "He's her husband. I wouldn't break them apart." Twilight Sparkle... ...almost destroyed Equestria's economy in a single day... "It was an accident. I admit, I should have been much more careful. But I fixed it with the help of my friends." Twilight Sparkle... ...above anything is not an inspiration to anyone... ...she IS everyone... ...she shows a hope that if you dedicate, try, apply, and stand firm... ...you can do what everyone thinks is impossible or even crazy... ...maybe being a princess isn't setting a good example for someone who looked up to her... ...but is seeing her force feed a bird a good example...? ...is watching her panic and ruin a lot of ponies' day because she didn't take time to think a good example...? No... ...It's not... But what does that even matter...? She didn't get to be a princess because it sounds cute or every fillies dream... ...She got it because she earned it... And earning something is worth more than any amount of insults or belittling you can throw at someone like her... Now you REALLY know... PRINCESS Twilight Sparkle... Twilight didn't say a word. All she did was bow her head and slowly walked off stage, the clocking of her golden boots echoing against the silent room. ...Well-- Not now... ...No comments... ...It's not dignified to speak behind a royal's back...