Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx


"Watch Your Step"

Shim-Sham-Wim-Wam!

That's not much of a name.

I thought it was clever.

You're spending too much time with a certain someone. What's up?

Printed off your guest list like you wanted! Got a lot of new ones and some---

Hey-now! I didn't sign off on these two.

Which two? OH! Yeah. Queeny wanted them.

What a surprise... Mind crossing them off?

Cross them off? We haven't done that in years!

Yeah-yeah, I know... But, trust me. There are some things you just don't do. Some people you just don't cross.

Cripes. More than Fluttershy?

Much more.

I don't know... Don't think Queeny'll give it up so easy.

Fine. It's your funeral.

Actually, it's OUR funeral. Cap'n said no matter what, we all go down together.

Isn't the Captain supposed to go down with the ship?

'Course. But he wouldn't be our Cap'n if he didn't drag us with him!

...I need a drink.

I hear pears make for a good juice.