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// New order. 
// Story: Know your Mare 
// by overlord-flinx 
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Cap'n...!

Yes Pippy-Pippy-Bang-Bang...?

I got those papers written out for you...

How did you write them...?

I paid this unicorn with a curly mustache to write it for me...

Blank...!

What did I say about talking to pones with curly mustaches...?

That nobody has a curly mustache and it's just a disguise...

That's right...

...That's not even on the list of stupid things you have taught the child...

If it's not on the list, that means I've been teaching him more than a list long worth of things...!

And I worry for him with each one...

...So why did you require papers...?

This is the list we'll be doing guests by...

Oh...

...Well that's rather orderly of you...

...I am actually genuinely impre-- and you're lighting the list on fire now...

Mhm...

Do you know why...?

Because for some ungodly reason you feel the need of destroying every degree of sanity I could possibly possess each passing moment the two of us sadly share the same cosmic presence with one another...?

Close...

I had it made to symbolize that we won't be doing any order what so ever...

...No books or laws about it...

...We'll do everything at random...

...Then why did you even send the boy out to make the list...?

Because for some ungodly reason, I feel the need to destroy every degree of your sanity possible...

...Honestly you should've seen that one coming...