Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx


SSP: Rarity

Know your mare, know your mare, know...

No, you're supposed to come in on the third one...

But there's only two of us...

...I thought I could move up a rank.

"Rank up"...?

Do you think there's some kind of leaderboard...?

"Um... Pardon me..."

One second...

IS there a leaderboard...?

...I'm not supposed to tell you about the leaderboard...

...I'm probably already in trouble for saying it to--...

...Well...

...We call you normies...

"Could I just-"

One. Second...!

Who said I'm a normie...?!

Nobody said your name exactly...

But it was implied...

Implie--? Who said it?!

"If you would not mind-!"

Rarity smells like hot goat cheese...!

Now you know Rarity!

LEAVE!

"Well...!" The elegant pony tossed her nose up in a huff and trotted herself out. She may not have been fan of the show, but she at least wanted to be paid attention to while she was there.

Now back to...

...Where'd you go...?