Two guys, sitting there, watching television.

This is what happens when you let your brain wander after writing a 140,000 word novel about ponies. Not a canon part of the Who Rules? Faniverse, maybe not even a slingshot part, but it was written and here it is.

I have no regrets. Except for all my regrets.

Diamond Tiara is used to getting her way, from everyone. Tutors, parents, merchants, she can make anypony do whatever she likes. Anything with a penis is pretty much a slave to her whims. So why wont that stupid monkey do what she wants!

Partially inspired by "How to Handle Grown-Ups" Characters are aged up slightly.

First attempt at putting aside my hatred and complaining for this character and actually doing something with her. Expect in-frequent updates.

Rating may subject to change.

as of 1/31, title has been changed to "What do you mean "No"!?"

After eating a delicious cake, Celestia becomes obsessed with cakes. It's up to Luna and Twilight to stop Celestia and save her from her own desires.

It's been a hard day of study, and Twilight needs to rest for her upcoming test. However, not everything will go as expected when a certain mosquito barges into her room. What will Twilight do?

Upon drinking an unusual Skizze Flower beverage, Twilight notices accelerated growth on her horn. This, of course, is quite awkward for the Alicorn princess as she runs around trying to find help and ways to fix this complication.

She really should have thought this through.

Vinyl Scratch and Octavia get stuck halfway through riding Sparkle Mountain at the Harmonic Kingdom.

But it's okay. Surely they will be reimbursed for their Fast Passes.

...surely.

Twilight Sparkle isn't feeling too well, and it is up to Princess Celestia to nurse her back to health. It would be a simple task, if not for the fact that her student was thirteen years old with an uncontrollable amount of magic.

To make matters worse, six years ago Celestia was forced to shrink Twilight to 1/100th of her size so that her untamed magic wouldn't be a threat to Equestria. She would have to remain tiny until she would learn how to control her enormous power.

But surely a two millenia old alicorn with enough magic to destroy a small mountain can handle her littlest, fragile and most magical subject... right... right?

This sidestory takes place between chapters 4 and 5 in Celestia's Tiny Student.

Special thanks for pre-reading to ambion, I took some inspiration from his story called melt, worth checking it out for additional dose of cuteness.
List of editors, thanks for fixing grammar guys, you did a great job:
Solstice+Shimmer and Word Worthy

When Twilight received a letter from Luna informing her of Princess Celestia's death, she had no idea what to expect. However, nothing could have prepared her for what followed.

Written for the 13th F*** This Prompt contest.

Special thanks to fourths for editing.

When one's genetic template is overwritten, there tend to be... side effects. Most of the side effects come into play immediately.

Sometimes, though, one has to live with a new biochemistry for a while before it triggers.

It's actually very well documented.

Written for FTP13. Cover art by cheezedoodle96.

After a particularly nasty run in with a monster during a mission from the map, Twilight discovers that she has apparently gained immortality due to her ascension as an alicorn. With this realization, Twilight and Spike go to visit the Royal Sisters to study immortality and get some advice.

Instead, Twilight finds herself flung into a whirlwind of confusion.

Now featuring significantly less errors! Thanks to everyone who pointed those out in the comments, and if you see any more feel free to point them out too.

Written for F*** This Prompt 13, "Immortality makes ponies very emotional."