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// Sunny Starscout Part 2 
// Story: Know your Mare 
// by overlord-flinx 
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Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...

The mare on stage looked none-too-pleased as the voiced echoed through, though she kept her comments to herself.

Sunny Starscout...

...runs a counterfeit mayonnaise ring out of her basement...

"I thought you invited me back to apologize!"

Sunny Starscout...

...eats chips from the bag...

"Alright, well, I live alone. So even if that was true--which it's not--it wouldn't matter."

Sunny Starscout...

...doesn't deny she runs a counterfeit mayonnaise ring out of her basement...

"You're throwing so many lies out there, I can't even keep track. Of course I don't run anything out of my basement. I don't even have a basement!"

Sunny Starscout...

...breaks into other ponies' houses to use their basements...

"How do you even counterfeit mayonnaise?"

You tell us...

"I don't counterfeit mayonnaise."

Then why do we have pictures of you handing the goods off...?

"No way. I don't believe you. Show me the pictures, or you're lying."

We can't...

...We already shipped them off to the police...

"Pft! Who? Sprout an Hitch?"

Sunny Starscout...

...doesn't have faith in her friend's ability to protect the peace...

"Wha-? No! No! I didn't say that! I was just--!"

Now you know...

Sunny Starscout...

"Wait, no. You're not going to show Hitch that I said that right?" As Sunny frantically looked around, calling out to anyone to listen, the closing music swelled louder and louder to drown her out, "Can someone turn down the music? I'm trying to talk! Hey, come on guys! I was joking!"