//------------------------------// // Practice Round: Fancypants // Story: Know your Mare // by overlord-flinx //------------------------------// So... We're not talking about it... ...Just start the test... Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare... "Still have yet to alter that title I see," The regal stallion chuckled a bit as he adjusted his monocle. Fancypants... ...micromanages... "Well as a boss, I must take the initiative at times." Fancypants... ...leads the parade... "I have ushered a parade or two. But what parade are you talking about?" Fancypants... ...he knows that parade I'm talking about... "I must say I don't." Fancypants... ...is a pleb... "A-A pleb? My boy, I am by no means a pleb." Fancypants... ...should stop being a pleb... "I am no pleb, I assure you. Thus, I can not stop something I am already not doing." Fancypants... ...has some fancy pants but not as fancy as mine... "I do not wear pants." Now you know... Fancypants... "They don't, I'm afraid." Say a little prayer for Mr. Fancypants... "But... Oh, well fairly played I must admit," Fancypants shrugged his shoulders and decided to move off of the stage with his dignity intact. He knows control... ...He's ready for the final test... ...The greatest enemy he will ever have to face...