Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx


Know Your Girl... Wait what?

Did you pick out the next few people, kid?

Yes! Well, no. Maybe. Sort of.

That's a gambit of replies you've got there...

I smell subterfuge...

Nope! No subs or fuses here.

Then what's cooking in that tiny bitty mind of yours, my boy?

Well... I found a nice girl walking the streets and thought I'd let her come on the show.

So we're a charity organization now? Caring about others was not in my contract...

It's in mine. Right under that part about me eating outside during lunch.

That aside...

Yeah. I just thought it'd be nice. They come on, they get paid for the afternoon--

We pay people to do this?! Is that where my paycheck's going? Where's the manager?

We'll go look for them after. Promise, Queenie. But first... Here she is!

...

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...You gotta be kidding me...

"Is this the right place? A British kid ran up to me on the street and told me to come here."