Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare…
Regally the pure white mare stood with her rainbow-hue mane drifting along her back as she formed a smile at the start of the words.
Princess Celestia…
…She's old…
"Well, that goes without saying."
…and it shows…
"Are you implying I look elderly? I assure you I most certainly don't… I at least think not."
Princess Celestia…
…she wears a wig…
"That's most certainly untrue; I'd like you to know. My sister and I both are gifted with magnificent manes. Please keep your statements to facts."
Princess Celestia…
…she lowers the sun when she doesn't want to work…
"I can't say I've ever done that… more then once, heh heh."
Princess Celestia…
…has a Royal Nose picker…
"Why would I have one of—Wait a moment… No, no. It's still untrue."
Princess Celestia…
…banished her parents but keeps her title because it makes her sound younger…
"Banishing people without warrant? Family no less? Sir, I won't stand for you smearing anymore lies on my good name."
Now you know…
Princess Celestia…
"They certainly don't. You realize I'm the princess, right? I will not standby and let you continue these lying acts," with a flex of her wings, Princess Celestia stormed off out of the light in the room.