Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx


Thorax Part 2

Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...

Among the decimated debris and scattered remains of the stage, a creature unlike any other before stood; orange hue antlers standing proudly on his head.

Thorax...

Looks a lot different then what I imagined...

"Uh, well... What did you imagine?"

Small...

Black...

Easier on the eyes...

Those palettes are SO last season...

"Sorry. I sort of changed colors without a say on what new colors I'd get."

Thorax...

Is pro-white washing...

"I didn't say that."

Thorax...

Says "get with the program, or get bent"...

"Now I definitely didn't say that! Who's citing these sources?"

Thorax...

Does not even have a thorax...

"Well, actually, a 'thorax' on a Changeling is actually their--Why is there a pony sweeping over there?"

"Hey. This ain't about me. This is about you..."

Her mommy had a fit...

So now she's cleaning up...

Thorax...

Would rather give love to strangers over his own mommy...

"I-I wanted to share the love! But... Queen Chrysalis wouldn't have it."

Oh yeah? Let's test that.

"Test--?"

Queeny!

With a loud bang, the stage doors crashed open to invite a fuming figure poised like a bull to its mark. Her horn flickered with visible green bolts of lightning as steam fumed out from her nostrils. "There you are! You little traitor!"

Before another word could escape Thorax, a bolt of lightning struck his chest and sent him flying off and across the stage, soon followed by the Queen of Changelings in a blinded rage.

"I just cleaned up!"

I love a happy ending...

Now you know...

What's left of him...

Thorax.

...I hope the Trixie and Starlight don't hear about this...