Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx


PSA: Twilight Sparkle

Presidential candidate Twilight Sparkle. From a very young age, she had striven to reach the highest level of learning; made available to her or not. For years of crippling fear, overwhelming odds, and the wight of so many books, Twilight Sparkle finally was rewarded with the honor of becoming Princess Celestia's personal apprentice. As her cutie mark would tell you, she is gifted in the magical arts. This gift giving her aptitude and a quick mind to understanding.

Indeed, Twilight Sparkle is an idol of what a prized candidate should be...

OR IS SHE!?

Reports say that Twilight Sparkle has never had a friend in her life until she was FORCED to make friends by her mentor Celestia. Before that, records will tell you that her only friends were her brother and her pet dragon. What sort of friendships are those? Family bonding over common activities? INCEST! And making friends with a sentient pet who does everything you say? That's slavery! How can we trust a pony to be our leader when she herself couldn't even lead herself to a single block party to make friends?

Twilight Sparkle:

Ideal Presidential Candidate?

Or

Incestuous Slave Driver?

YOU DECIDE!


I... I don't understand...

I think this was my finest work.