Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx


ROUND 1: Starry Skies

Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...

The stage had been cleared of the other pegasi, leaving only a fine mare with a mane of pink to be on the stage.

Starry Skies...

...has an army of trotney pickpockets...

"Who told yo--ur wrong of course... Why would I need pickpockets of any kind? Really."

Starry Skies...

...wears a false mustache...

"I don't wear a fake mustache... That's just stupid."

Starry Skies...

...has a real mustache...

"I sha--uld say not! My face is always clean and clear."

Starry Skies...

...wishes upon a star...

"Say any more of these stupid comments and I will have Stratus kill you near or far."

Now you know...

Starry Skies...

"That's what I thought."

Nobody puts Cap'n in a corner!

Get her boys!

Out from the darkness from every-which direction came an army of colts sporting ascot caps swarmed around Starry Skies. "What in the name of--"

Go for the wallet boys!

... Trotney pickpockets...

...I always knew you had connections...