Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx


Clover the Clever

Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...

Despite the echo's usual feature of somepony standing front-and-center to marvel at the display, the stage remained all but empty.

A no show?

We do have a certain reputation at this point.

Can't blame someone for not wanting to show up.

Who were we supposed to do anyway?

Pipkour set it up.

Yeah. And it was supposed to be a cracker one.

Had all me jokes ready.

Let me see that list...

...

...Is this a typo?

I can't imagine a typo mattering. Everyone in this Celestia-forsaken world has such wildly different names, what are the odds a typo would be enough to confuse someone? Who's named Shmapple Mack? Heard of Twiblight Parkle?

Working on a stand-up routine?

I'm averaging three audience members a week.

That all aside...!

Pip, is this the person you signed up?

Yep. Super famous.

...Pip they're dead.

What?!

That's terrible.

They've been dead for hundreds of years.

...

...That'd explain the address they gave me...

...Anyone got any good skeleton jokes?

I can try.

It's been awhile since I had a chance to bone up on them.

And now you know Clover the Clever...