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// SPECIAL: Dan of BogyleBronies 
// Story: Know your Mare 
// by overlord-flinx 
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Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...

An honor it was you could say that this young blue stallion stood upon the stage... An honor more so for the hosts then anyone else.

Dan...

...would look better in a hat...

"A... Hat? Is... Is that all you're going to say? You're not building up for anything? I helped put this show on-air, so I'm used to your tricks, so you know."

Dan...

...thinks just because he can voice my lines that he know me...

"I didn't really say that... At all... Even in the slightest."

Dan...

...promotes nepotism...

"Nepotism... You mean picking friends or whatever over anyone else? No way. I pick fairly."

Oh yeah...?

It's just coincidence that your girlfriend was given the role of Lyra in one of your studio's videos...?

"She fit the role! It was fair and square."

Dan...

...fits his 'role' often 'square'...

"What does that even mean!?"

Dan...

...tries to fit the 'square' in the 'circle' hole...

"Are... Are these sex jokes!?"

Whoa!

Language...

There's a child present...

You're scarring him for life...!

You're scarring me for life...

You see...?

"You started it."

Did we...?

Dan...

...started this fight about a year ago when he co-founded BogyleBronies...

"...I'll give you that one. I did help start this, didn't I?"

Yep...

...And we're thankful for that...

BUT!

We do have an obligation...

That's why, despite how thankful we are...

...We gotta do this...

"Do what?" A loud crash sounded through the stage and Dan flinched while looking off to the offstage. To his horror, he started bolting away when the army of mares that were featured in episodes past charged in blood-lust after him; calling out for his head.

Now you know...

Dan of BogyleBronies...

Wish him luck in his coming two years...

...We should've sent him some riceicles for his trip...