Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx


Where is she?

Know your-- Where is she?

She said she wasn't going to come.

Are you--? Ugh... I'm getting real tired of coming out here and seeing our guests not showing up!

Sorry, Cap'n. But she said she didn't to come. See? Right here in this letter.

Let me see that... Hm... Some strong language here.

Queeny had to pre-read it for me because of all the harsh words.

Well, whatever. If she wants to be a little snot, let her.

Really?

Yes. I'm tired of ingrates just not wanting to have any fun here. This is a place of entertainment. And if they don't want to be a part of it, that's their problem.

Oh... I wish you told me that earlier.

Why?

Because I sent a letter back telling her that we tied Spike to a railroad and we weren't going to tell her which railroad until she showed up.

KID!

What?

You're brilliant! Buuuut... Now she'll probably hurt us...

Shimmy-Shams already went to get some blast shields for us.

That's my boy; planning ahead like a fox!

Yeah... She's still gonna hurt us, isn't she?

Oh definitely.