Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx


EXTRA: The boys are...

"Hey, Cap'n?"

"Pips, something amiss?"

"Kinda... Don't ya' think we shoul' 'ead back ta' base?"

"Gawwww, go back? What fun is there in going back to stingy old Chrysalis?"

"Glad ya' asked. I made a lil' list."

"Organization!?"

"Don't fret, I didn't number 'em or put 'em in order. Didn't even put 'em on a paper, jus' a napkin I lifted off a Pegi-Queen table."

"That's my Pip."

"Right-O. First point I got 'ere: still gotta get my work experience."

"Hmm... Point for you to go back..."

"''Nother point: don't go back, don't get paid."

"A good point... But you're not selling me well enough..."

"Thought ya' might say that, so I kept back me ball busta': if ya' don't go back, I'll give ya' The Look."

"...So how far away is the studio?"

"That's the spirit, Cap'n! Back to the show!"

"Yeah, yeah..."

"Don't be sad, I got a surprise for ya' when we get back."

"Oh boy, another surprise..."

"You're gonna love this one. It'll be absolute crackers!"

"...We really need to talk about your vocabulary Pips..."