Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx


...What?

I can't find it...

It has to be here somewhere...!

Maybe we should just give up...

...He probably already picked it up...

No...

...He had no idea where we put it...

...It has to be here...

He knows everything...

...There's no way he--

Found it...

--And I apparently don't know diddly-do...

How's it look...?

Usable...

...Just need to clean some of the char off...

Why did Cap'n send us to get this again...?

He said it would all pay off for his master plan...

...By now the audience should be bored with him...

...Your 'Cap'n' is many things...

...But a tactical genious is not one of them...

...However...

When it comes to screw-loose plans...

...He has them on the mark...

Now help me get this thing out of here...

...I can't lift that...

Well I can't lift it either...

You're a changeling...

...Turn into something that can lift it...

We can't change into anything that out-measures our current structure...

Really...?

What a pleb power...

More power then you have...!

Fine...

...We'll call a forklift...

How many ponies do you know that can drive a forklift...?

I hear griffons do a good job at it...

...Just call the forklift...


I've waited a long time for this day...

...You weaseled out last time...

...But you won't this time...

All of the pieces are in motion you loopy-eyed con-artist...

This time...

I...!

Will...!

WIN!

Discord!

Stop ranting!

I pay you by the word, whether the show is running or not!

Stop eating up my time...

...Mwahahahahahaha...