//------------------------------// // Moving. // Story: Know your Mare // by overlord-flinx //------------------------------// Did you make sure everything's packed? Yes. Yup. Mhm. Are you all sure? We do not have time for any sort of delays... Sure. Completely. Uh-huh. Did everyone go to the bathroom? There will be no rest steps on the interdimensional highway. Please. We're not stupid. Mhm. Then everyone is good to go? Splendid. Next stop-- Queeny? Yes...? Shouldn't Shim-Wow be guiding us? I don't see how that would make any sort of difference. Well, she's got friends where we're going. And you don't have any friends. I'm just gonna say it! Elephant in the room; Pipsapopalis wasn't gonna say it. So I gotta be that draconiquis. Absurd! I have millions of friends. Too many to count! Really? Name one. I... Cannot recall a single name out of the bunch. Can you blame me? I am far too famous. Sure you can't. Wink. You're one to talk! Your best friend's the pegasi with zoophilia. Cap'n, what's zoophilia? It's when feels up a zoo too much and they get banned. And I mean the zoo. The walls and bars that make it a zoo. It's a very strange sickness. Nopony understands why someone would rub up against the wall of a zoo. Ohh... That's a silly thought. Fluttershy rubbing her face against a wall... Silly. Yeah, cute. Can we go now? Yes-yes, fine. You can lead us since you have SOO many friends there. And now suddenly this is my problem. Great... I gotta go to the bathroom now. You were talking too long.