Cap'n! Cap'n! I got the list!
Hurry! Give it here! We need to put the steel on the metal and burn some biscuits!
That isn't a real analogy...
We don't have time to make sense!
Wait... There was a moment when we could have made sense? I would like to go back to that point and see where my head was, because I clearly missed it.
No time for your snarks, princess-mean-holes. We got people to railroad, and not much time to do it in.
In that case, what are we waiting for? Lets get right to it.
Garble.
Garble...
Has no friends and no one loves him...
"Dude! I totally have friends. I'm like big dragon in the pit."
Garble...
Is filled with lies and gastric indigestion from all the crap he swallows...
"Gross!"
You are gross...
Now get out of here before I call the cops!
...There we go. Finished my favor to Spike. Thanks all!
Anytime.
Tom
Tom, I like you.
You're an inspiration to us all.
No one will ever deny your service to this country.
But... We will ask you to leave. This is a show for liars and scum.
And unlike everyone else in all the world...
Your record is rock solid.
No pun intended, we promise.
...There rolls off an Equestrian hero.
A credit to our race.
Granny Smith.
Granny Smith...
...Knows...
"Knows? Well aye' knows a lot'a stuff. But--uh--what're you sayin' I knows?"
Granny Smith...
...Knows what she knows...
"P'erdy sure I just said that. What're you gettin' at?"
Granny Smith...
...Knows what she knows but she's not telling...
"Sure I'd tell ya' what I knows if you tell me what you all wants to knows."
She knows too much!
EJECT!
"Wha--AHHHHHHHHHH!"
...That was a close one...
You two are morons...
Minuette
...Where's our next guest?
No idea. She was supposed to be line with the rest.
"Uh, excuse me? I'm here."
I hope she didn't get lost.
Should we send someone out to find her?
"Is this mic on? Hello? Hi, I'm right here."
No-no. She'll turn up. Just give her a few minutes.
If you say so.
"Am I not standing in the right spot? Is the spotlight not turned up enough? I'm standing right here on stage. Plain-view."
Does anyone else hear something?
"Oh! Yes! Right here! I am waving my hoof at you now."
GREAT CELESTIA! Where did you come from?
"I've been standing here for ten minutes."
Really? Wow... You make NO impression at all.
"Oh... Well I get that from time to time. Anyway, I'm here--"
Does anyone else hear that?
"HEY!"
GAH! I'm so sorry, ma'am... I keep losing track of you.
Have you tried wearing a name-tag? It might help you stand out a bit more.
We're out of time anyway.
"What? But-but-but--"
Oh, who're you?
"GAH!"
...Geez... what's eating her?
Button Mash
Hey Button!
"Hi, Pip!"
This is already ruined...
How's your mum?
"She's great! She wanted to come, but, you know."
Yeah, I know how it is. Ponies are busy around the summer...
"Yeah. You wanna come over and play after this?"
Can I, mum?
If you bring Sunset with you.
But mo~~~~m!
No buts. You need more quality time with your little brother.
Fine.
...Am I the only one not playing right now?!
Coco Pommel
Co--
Aaaaand that's all we have time for today.
But we just--
Join us next time for even more fun, depth, and romance in the near finale of Know Your Mare.
Hey--!
And remember, we love you.
"...C-Can I go home?"