//------------------------------// // Backlog // Story: Know your Mare // by overlord-flinx //------------------------------// ...Shouldn't you be in bed? Who sleeps anymore? Everyone. It's a pretty normal thing. Then why is Queenie's eyes always so dark? I hear motherhood takes away your free time. And since she has over a thousand babies... I'm rewatching some of our old videos. One has to wonder 'why'. I has to answer 'memories'. …Anything good? Plenty! Really? No... But it does remind me of when we were all together. Not all of us were here from the start. I know, I know... But still, you know? Not really, but sure. ...Which is your favorite? Cap'n says you shouldn't have favorites. That's what someone would say if they were hiding their real favorite. Am I not his favorite? You're everyone's favorite. I knew it... You know what my favorite is? Is it the one where we told that nice mail-pony she had wing boners? That was a nice night... But no. It's this one. ...I think that's my favorite too. Why am I not surprised? Come on... You need to get in bed. Which one do you think is Queenie and Cap'n's favorite? Couldn't tell you... ...Probably has to do with bodily harm. Why am -I- not surprised? Remember that time we released a pack of wolves on Rarity? Remember when you would go away when I stopped talking to you? See this? This is why you were a single mother.