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// Know Your Girl: Backstage Drama 
// Story: Know your Mare 
// by overlord-flinx 
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Welcome, you three... To my world... Guys?

Queeny and Cap'n ran back through the statue, Sunset.

Why?

They saw their feet.

So?

They saw they had feet now.

For Celestia's sake... Get back out here you two!

No.

It's unnatural!

Discord, you have a dragon foot on one leg. How is having a human foot weird?

It had a shoe on it! I don't know what Lord of Chaos means to you, Long-John Shimmer, but to me it means someone that doesn't wear shoes.

Not to side with the oaf, but I have to agree that it was unnatural.

The shoe was unnatural?

The foot was! The 'human' foot.

You're both being childish. Hurry up! The producers went to a lot of trouble to build us a stage here.

Well it looks like they wasted a lot of bits because I'm not leaving.

Nor am I.

Oh yes you are! I already told my friends they could be on the show and you will not make a liar out of me! Besides, they paid for the stage with dollars, not bits.

Now that's just silly. Who would take payment in doll hairs?

...Just get out here.

Please?

...I guess we did sign on for it...

And I did write up some new jokes. Oh, who am I kidding? I didn't write any down.

Yay! This is gonna be fun!

Yeah. When Pip asks you to do something, you do it. When Sunset asks, she gets an hour of lip.

Try putting a brown spot over one of your eyes. Maybe we'll listen next time.

I would not hold any hopes on that though.