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// 2000 Part--HOLD THE PHONE! 
// Story: Know your Mare 
// by overlord-flinx 
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...Discord...?

Whoa! "Discord"? Not Cap'n? Or daddy? Heh. I'm just poking your peach. What's up Sport?

...What's this...?

...Where did you find that?

I was playing Hide-n-Don't-Come-Out-No-Matter-How-Long-It-Takes-For-Me-To-Find-You with Sunset and I found it under your bed.

Now, Pippy... You shouldn't take things that are under somebody's bed. You don't see me taking the skeletons out from under Queeny's bed, do you?

She has skeletons under her bed?

Metaphorical AND literal. Now, give Cap'n that thing you have there...

...No...

What?

No. I'm showing this on the show.

N-Now Pipsa, be reasonable. There're things we all like to keep secret. This so happens to be mine... Please?

Cap'n... Do you mind checking your pulse?

Why?

Just do it. Come on.

Alright...

...

Do you feel a pulse?

Yes.

Good. Now, are you in any way handicapped?

No. I'm fit as a fiddle in the middle of Fall.

Great! That means there's no reason for me not to show this since you're not dead or disabled. You're clear of the two rules for not bothering somepony.

...Drat... I raised you too well.

Yes you did, Cap'n. Now... Where's a VCR?