//------------------------------// // Snails // Story: Know your Mare // by overlord-flinx //------------------------------// Know your-- STOP! The entirety of the set rattled with the harsh bellow from the darkness. The lone colt standing on wobbly legs found it even harder to stand with the entirety of the stage shaking. Something wrong...? Let him go... But-- DO YOU QUESTION ME YOU MARK-LESS PAWN!? N-No... ...But-- Then dismiss this sad, worthless, lanky excuse for a pony... ...I find no fault in wronging somepony who has done nothing but right to me... "Uh--" Are you still here...? BEGONE! In a burst of light, flames lashed out around Snips and threatened to burn at him. Snips hurriedly fled from the stage, leading the flames to die down into cinders. ...That was almost sort of nice of you... I'm not a monster, Blank... ...Besides... ...He reminds me of a worthless pawn I used to know that served me very well... ...You can't buy that kind of loyalty... "Vamos a bailar y la fiesta! Estamos en la hermosa y festiva, una especie de país maloliente El Dorado! Respire adentro, usted mutante alcantarillado extremadamente repulsiva." "Say what you will, but seeing that I have gathered the final bits of what I need here, I hardly care what you say." "Estos han sido los mejores días de mi la vida. Insultando, golpeando en usted, todo ha sido perfecto. Tan perfecto, yo podría dejarte me rascas la espalda cuando lleguemos a casa!" "¿Qué te hace pensar que me gustaría incluso tocar ese cuerpo asqueroso cuando lleguemos a casa?" "...Huh?" "Habe ich dir jemals gesagt? Il n'y a pas une langue que je ne peux pas parler. Así que he escuchado y entendido cada palabra que dijiste a mí en este pequeño viaje. Isn't that just great?" "...Le gulp..."