*Collab with Twilightclopple, first fic, enjoy:)*

"It's been three weeks. Three weeks, but it may as well have been three years, a lifetime, an eternity."

When her oldest and dearest friend falls ill, Twilight is forced to cope and reckon with the guilt and heartache that comes with the dwindling life of her favorite little dragon.

Tom is hungry. Tom wants cake. Unfortunately for Tom, his cake is a plot device which drops him right into the world of Equestria. That's the good news. The bad news is what he's become...

Fanfiction.
A simple word, with a harmless premise. At least, that’s what most people would think.
I live in a world of fanfiction, where everypony is little more then a slave to the literation of the Authors; People just like you, who think your little fanfictions are harmless.
You say jump, we jump. You say die, well... it’s not like were given a choice.
At least, not most of us. But for some of us, things are different. We are the Background Ponies, the meaningless and nameless little bits of living scenery, and we are fighting back.
Cover art by caninelove on deviantart.

Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia's most prized and faithful student, is being sent to Ponyville to learn about the magic of friendship.

And she's not happy about it.

Hear what Celestia has to say back! Check out the spinoff:
Responses To A Disgruntled Friendship Student by keaton-furman-prower

Still want more? Have a multiverse spinoff by MixMassBasher, my contributing writer for Seasons 5-9.
Letters From Across the Disgruntled Multiverse

Editing by Neko Majin C.

Disclaimer:
The following is a work of parody, and is protected as Fair Use under section 17 U.S. Code § 107 of US Copyright Law. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and all affiliated characters are property of Hasbro Inc.

Twilight Sparkle finds herself amidst a grand adventure in a realm of slumber. Unfortunately, her progress is being tracked by an unknown foe. With the help of a unlikely ally and a shocked pony, she makes her way through her own mind and beyond.

This is a surrealist work in the same dream-like style of my story "Rarity's Dream: And then the door opened..."

--You might like this story if you also like:--
Twilight speaking in dreamspeak
Goats
Lyra freaking out
Dreamlike imagery and surreal situations
Narrative ambiguity

This story is a sequel to Petriculture

It's been several months since Pinkie Pie made a stunning admission about her past that permanently changed her relationship with her friends, particularly Twilight Sparkle, but life seems to have settled back to normal (well, normal by Pinkie Pie's standards, at least). However, when an old nemesis returns and ensnares Twilight in her influence, it's up to Pinkie to make things right.

This is the second story in The Petriculture Cycle. There is a TV Tropes Page for the entire Cycle here.

Cover image by Page Turner; "Princess Twilight" vector by Nianara.

There is no easy way to describe this short work of surrealist prose. Rarity has a dream and this is the written form of her journey. The images meld and fuse as the unicorn attempts to understand the secrets hidden in all of the symbols washing up on the shores of her mind.

The point is not to understand the writing, but to move with it and enjoy the flow of images and words.

--You might enjoy this story if you also like:--
Dreamlike imagery and surreal narrative
Trying to interpret something that is almost impossible to interpret
Poetic Imagery
Rarity totally going with the flow even though she has no idea what's going on
You totally going with the flow even though you have no idea what's going on

Golden Bracer, a Lieutenant of Celestia's Royal Guard, has desires that somewould declare shameful, perhaps even indecent. One day, however, these desires find him invited into Princess Celestia's own private quarters. With his honor as a guardspony on the line, Golden Bracer can only hope to keep his secret safe.

Okay, I don't know if anyone can hear this, or read this, or whatever, but I'm trying my best to use Pinkie Pie's legendary fourth-wall-breaking powers to try and get a message out.

If you can hear this, I need help. I'm in Equestria, and man, this is strange. But I'm also stuck in Pinkie Pie's body, for some reason.

Yes, it's just as weird as it sounds. And now, I need your help... because all the ponies in this town think I'm crazy!