• Member Since 30th Dec, 2011
  • offline last seen Feb 7th, 2015

Master Lyra

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A simple word, with a harmless premise. At least, that’s what most people would think.
I live in a world of fanfiction, where everypony is little more then a slave to the literation of the Authors; People just like you, who think your little fanfictions are harmless.
You say jump, we jump. You say die, well... it’s not like were given a choice.
At least, not most of us. But for some of us, things are different. We are the Background Ponies, the meaningless and nameless little bits of living scenery, and we are fighting back.
Cover art by caninelove on deviantart.

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Comments ( 20 )

You sir, have blown my mind. :rainbowhuh:

:rainbowlaugh: Haaaahahahahhaha!!! LOVE it! :pinkiehappy:

Ahaha, she's in for a surprise.

That was a great humurous take on fanfiction. I think her mentality should be, "Keep making them so we can keep screwing them up!"

Also Pinkie Pie running around with a butcher knife made me chuckle.

I have to say that I wholeheartedly approve of this story. It was original and very very clever. WELL DONE SIR!:twilightsmile::pinkiesmile:

Ah, but that's assuming One's a she.:scootangel:
And thanks.:ajsmug:

Can I have 'One' in one of my stories trying to do the same thing as here?

Err... sure. I'd like to have a link to the story though. And it'd be nice if I had some credit.:pinkiesmile:

Intresting premise.
I also find it amusing that One assumes the stories ponies write do not affect living beings just like humans assume that their stories do not affect real things.
Taking this concept further you end up with recurcive fanfiction in which writers from fanfictions write fiction, the inhabitants of which proceed to continue this chain of fanfiction.


:derpytongue2:, that's all I can really say at this point.

Actually, killing the main character is a sign of artistic guts. And doing it to a self-insert human to pony character? That's rare! You made the story BETTER!

And it shatters the fantasy that Equestria is a world totally without ANY deadly violence! Which John likely came to Canterlot with! Creating a tragedy! Which readers always love.

While this is generally true, it isn't for a horribly written self-insert. Try bringing the character back without him being OP. It isn't possible. Add to this the fact Fluttershy swoons over him, and you got a fail. And, shattering the fantasy? As if it hasn't before. The Changeling invasion, Discord, and Nightmare Moon already broke that.


In other words, the story was already lousy, they did the writers a FAVOR.

Which ever way you look at it, they tried to make the writer stop writing. Which would, in turn, help them.

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