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Golden Bracer, a Lieutenant of Celestia's Royal Guard, has desires that somewould declare shameful, perhaps even indecent. One day, however, these desires find him invited into Princess Celestia's own private quarters. With his honor as a guardspony on the line, Golden Bracer can only hope that after the night's developments he can keep his secret safe.

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I...I'm not sure what to say.

Good job :rainbowlaugh:

...PFFFFFFFFFFT

Okay I didn't see that coming. Well done.

GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!!!!!
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Your fic has now justified its existence. Congratulations and great job.

Well written! I totally didn't see it coming, my mind kept drifting towards the trollestia / send-you-to-the-moon-for-sneezing mode. Cute and clever :)

Pfff- BA HAHAHAHAHA! :rainbowlaugh: There's not much I can say about this other than it was awesome. Seriously, that kicker was so perfectly timed, it's... you know what, it was funny. I was definitely not expecting that to happen.

Once again, a great job.
-SoI

You win.

Everything.

Forever.

That was hot.

OKAY I'm kidding this was pretty great. A lot of tension for one scene. Well done!

BAHAHA! I went back and read it a second time with the ending in mind and :rainbowlaugh:ed the whole way through. Great twist! Very funny fic.

While I predicted the ending joke from the get-go, I didn't see it coming from such a way. I thought Golden Bracer was going to steal the regalia and wear it(though I do suppose that IS what happened).

BAHAHAHAHA

Oh, man. Good on you, mate.

You should'nt've given it all away in the description.

That last line made the whole story worth it.

And that is quite a fitting punishment for the guard.

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I fail to see how the description gives anything away. :rainbowhuh:

Edit: Hm... I think I see it kind of. Altered the description to suit the purposes more. Thank you for bringing this to my attention. :twilightsmile:

I saw this coming but still ended up with a sore face from smiling and laughing too much. Awesome concept and delivery of this humorous little plot bunny Autumn Wind! :pinkiesmile:

I'd say the only thing off is that it felt like it ended abruptly. That last paragraph was at the bottom of my screen and when I went to scroll down to see what came next it was the end. So there was no real zing at the end when there easily could have been.

Saw it coming. Still laughed. <3

As soon as she first spoke I realized "Aw sheet! This joke again." Funny to see it pony-fied.:raritywink:

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I (and some of my prereaders) felt that putting anything further just weakened the punchline. I considered adding anything else, but it really didn't work out.

Ooooooooooooooooh!
Well, I have been got.

That was pretty clever I s'pose.

LOL!
Didn't see that coming!
Now all we need is for gabbygums to do one last story!
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Dat punchline. I laughed loud enough to annoy my roommate.

Well written, very Funny!:pinkiehappy:

I totally expected that, but it made me smile.:trollestia:

Hahahaha, I heard of this joke before, but I must say, it was very well adapted for the ponies:rainbowlaugh: Goodjob:pinkiehappy:

Damn you Autumn :D
This is how you do a one-shot quickie

HAH.
That was solid, defied expectations, and was still priceless.

That was too good to be true :rainbowlaugh:

LOL I knew it!! Hahahahanhahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhhhhahahahhhhhahhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I actually didn't think of sex when I read the description. I was delightfully pleased to know that I guessed right. :twilightsmile:

Can't. stop. Giggling.

I couldn't properly enjoy the punchline, since I saw it coming before I even clicked to read the story. The combination of title, picture, and summary gave it away for me. :twilightoops:

wait a second...Was it HE who was wearing HER regalia? Then that would mean he entered her chambers, she didn't have on her regalia, and he did. So the story was a humorously played, embarrassed stallion removing his princess's attire (that means he was wearing her tiara, chestplate, and hoof things)

Uh...okay? Yet another "dohoho I'm gonna make this sound like it's gonna get sexy but it's not really going to" fic? :applejackunsure: These things are getting old.

A nice use of specific description, though~

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Read it. Laughed a little at what I thought was something else.

Saw this comment.

Read it again.

:rainbowlaugh:

I STABBED MYSELF WITH A FLUTE BECAUSE OF THAT TWIST. A FLUTE.

This was short and unexpected. Just the way I like 'em... That came out wrong...
-Glassed

OMG I almost died at the end :) Great fic!

DAMNIT! now my ribs are broken! where can i send the hospital bill?

PFFT! HAHAHA!

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I like to think this one at least sets itself apart from the masses through having a punchline that's not just "and they were doing an innocent activity that wasn't dirty." That's gotta count for something, right?

I've got to agree the genre is somewhat overdone, but what the hey.

Truly awesome! This goes to my top favourites - comedy section :pinkiehappy:

YOU DID WELL.:trollestia::trollestia:

All i could say at the end was "Wut?":derpyderp2: But then i thought about it for a second, and i really did laugh!:rainbowlaugh: Great fic!

On the one hand, it was actually a pretty clever twist ending - so much so, in fact, that it took me a moment to realize the joke at the end.

On the other hand, I knew from the start that it wasn't going to lead to sex, so any impact the twist might have had was lessened to a crippling degree. I managed to chuckle at it, but the reaction was more "Oh, I see" than it was "OMG SO FUNNY!1!1!11!!11", and I laughed at the twist, not the absence of sex.

Additionally, as 814105 said, the idea of making something sound sexy and having it not be sexy is very, very, very old. I know that it would be pointless to ask for every fic ever written to be a pinnacle of artistic originality, but stuff like this was overstaying its welcome back when Brony in Equestria stories were still considered legitimate.

Maybe it's just the fact that I'm so exposed to sexualized ponies (yes, clopping), but I honestly don't see how people can find this sort of thing funny. It's like a bunch of schoolkids talking about bad words for the first time - there's novelty there, but only for them. Anyone else who happens to walk by is just going to roll their eyes at the kids' ignorance and keep walking.

Called it. :ajbemused:

Also, what the hell? I have posted exactly two fics up here... only to find you posted one minutes earlier! (Ok so maybe the other one was just a song version of yours but this time it makes no sense whatsoever!)

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