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Writer/Developer for the official MLP trading cards and collectible card game, EQD columnist, retired founding staff of BronyCon and the Humble Brony Bundle, and generally an okay sorta guy!


Zecora's helpful nature has won her many good friends in Ponyville, but they're in for a big surprise when Zecora tries to show them what the best medicine really is. And no, it's not laughter.

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I can see this being featured... :ajsmug:

Niceeeee, lol...

Between Pinkie's completely ditz agreement, and the reference to Granny smith's line and fronting, it's just.. Dear Celestia :rainbowlaugh:

When I started reading, I was in a bad mood. Now? Can't stop smiling.

:pinkiegasp: Buck yeah! Hahahah this is hilarious!

752865 One can hope. :moustache:
752875>>752879>>752897>>752940 It's a relief to know that this actually IS funny. Phew. :twilightsheepish: Really glad you guys enjoyed it!

Heh, this made me smile.

Because of that, you've earned a thumbs up from me :pinkiesmile:

I read the description and all I could think is "I am either a massive pervert or this is gonna get sexual." It did, and it was hilarious.

I caught the reference to Fluttershy's original name. Extraordinary story.

This made me smile, smile, smile.

Also, I didn't even [i[know you could do that with cake frosting! And Zecora, she--"


753072 Ha, good on ya! I was wondering who might mention that.
753084 Thank you for the fix!! Oh, and I thought of you when I PinkieDash'd :heart:
753085 Oh-hohoho! :moustache:

My Little PinkieDash: Frosting is Magic

Did you read that story? With the frosting gun? It was a bit bleh except for the frosting gun part. With was actually also bleh, but fun imagery.


"Is it a mare's approach that causes you shock? There's still much fun to be had, even without a--"

And that´s where I hit the "Like" Button.

753128 Excelsior! :moustache:
753178 Never heard of it. I'm mildly scared.

L.O.V.E. Machine - W.A.S.P.

For some reason I was expecting Beavis and Butthead, but that was funny enough.

This is now Zecora´s official theme in my headcanon.

Zecora Does Ponyville

Like...all of them?

Maybe I should actually read this.

753199 Takei is best pony.
753251>>753266 Gonna have to listen to these later!

I don't even understand what happened, but I have the distinct feeling that you're so good at your craft that I never will, either.

Loved it. Envy you for being a clever pony.

I usually don't like this kind of thing, but... that was admittedly hilarious. I :rainbowlaugh: out loud more times than I could count. Good on you! Very clever writing, and excellent rhymes for Miss Z.

753492 Well, that's one way to use an icing gun. :derpytongue2:
753819 Zecora did Ponyville, obviously!
753819>>754692 Really glad you liked it so much! Thank you, guys. :pinkiehappy:

Congratulations! You are officially #10 on the featured list! Numbers 1, 2, and 3 being the top three featured right now.

I thought this couldn't possibly be, because man, too obvious! Then it turns out it is what it is!:rainbowlaugh:

I'm always impressed with Zecora fics, just because of the talent it takes to write all her lines.
This was very funny and amused me greatly.

755549 Woo! I'm Number Ten! I'm Number Ten! :yay:
757036 It is what it is! Truer words have never been spoken...
758720 I tend to pause while I'm writing to think about what I'm going to do next, but in this story the longest pauses were trying to decide what Zecora was going to say. Honestly, it was fun! But, I don't think I could write her as the main character of a longer, non-comedic story. It would probably start to get to me. :derpytongue2:

759942 Iambic pentameter looks really frickin' hard.

760226 I don't think I pulled off 100% Iambic pentameter but yeah, during editing I realized I needed to re-structure some of Zecora's sentences to get as close as possible. I think it turned out okay!

I had wayyy too much laugh right now

You get the "Best Use of Sweetie Belle Interruption" award! :unsuresweetie:

753266WHAT THE BUCK IS CANNON ?!?!?!?!:twilightoops:


CANON on the other hoof =
1. An ecclesiastical law or code of laws established by a church council.
2. A secular law, rule, or code of law.
a. An established principle: the canons of polite society.
b. A basis for judgment; a standard or criterion.
4. The books of the Bible officially accepted as Holy Scripture.
a. A group of literary works that are generally accepted as representing a field: "the durable canon of American short fiction" (William Styron).
b. The works of a writer that have been accepted as authentic: the entire Shakespeare canon.
6. Canon The part of the Mass beginning after the Preface and Sanctus and ending just before the Lord's Prayer.
7. The calendar of saints accepted by the Roman Catholic Church.
8. Music A composition or passage in which a melody is imitated by one or more voices at fixed intervals of pitch and time.

Means what is official fact according to the series and merchandise etc.

Fanon = What the fans think is canon. For example Octavia x Vinyl Scratch

Headcanon = What goes inside my own head that I think should be canon. For example Zecora listening to George Michael while doing Ponyville.

T'was so hard not laughing at work :pinkiecrazy:
I'll read it again tonight so I can laugh my ass off. Really funwesome story !

753199 Exact same click at the exact same point ! :pinkiegasp:

I'm so glad my prompt resulted in something this glorious.

"Of all possible dangers, the great and the small, the least of my worries is a faceful of balls."


794485 I try not to be too amused by my own humor, but I did laugh when I came up with that one. I think it's probably my favorite part of the story. I'm glad you liked it, too! :pinkiehappy:

"a shouted whisper" :D

I'll let you get away with it though, it's clearly used for laffs. And laff I did. Love it :pinkiehappy:

CONGRATS ON EQD!!! :pinkiegasp:

"Oh no, Gummy, have you seen my lucky glow-in-the-dark snorkel?"

Please tell me I'm not the only one who gets that reference.

Ehh, yet another "clop-tease" story? :applejackunsure:


What he said.

Pinkie gigglesnorted. "We better, 'cause there are some iiiinteresting words that rhyme with 'Roseluck.'"

'nuf said! :heart::rainbowlaugh::pinkiehappy::twilightsmile::applejackunsure::duck::heart:

I loved it!:rainbowlaugh:

... Well now Zecora is sexy as hell. Damn. :yay:

I thumbed at "faceful of balls".

Weird Al, Albuquerque

Granny Smith's line... I need some serious brain bleach.

"Of all possible dangers, the great and the small, the least of my worries is a faceful of balls."
Oh, man, that was hilarious. Wonderfully written, I had no problems visualizing everything you described. The comedy just kept coming. I loved the "glow-in-the-dark snorkel" reference.

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