Twilight invents speed dating.

Rarity tries not to perfect murder.

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Can a utopian paradise that preaches love and tolerance really make ponies happy? Does contentment really lie in free universal healthcare and open government?

Twilight Sparkle is determined to resist this happy world on a matter of principle, and finds herself sneaking off with a mare called Trixie to hate and loathe each other in secret.

Will their hate-nest go undetected? Or will they be forced to face the dangers of the Ministry of Love and the mysterious Room 101?

Celestia wants Twilight and her friends to loosen up a little bit around her. Luna just wants to try the hard cider. During a surprise visit to Sweet Apple Acres at the tail end of cider season, Princess Luna has just a bit too much to drink, and when she makes a rather inappropriate joke, Twilight comes to the very uncomfortable realization that she has never seen Celestia excuse herself to use the restroom.

While cleaning out the library's basement, Twilight comes across a stack of books that bring back unhappy childhood memories. When Pinkie Pie finds them however, she sets out to create the most fantastical campaign ever! Will the admittedly erratic pony be up to writing out a whole story? Will the others be able to pick up on how to play this strange game? Read on to find out

Chapter one: The Adventurers meet: Twilight comes across that which she had no wish to remember, but Pinkie's got a different plan

Chapter two: Amorphous blobs: The four players go through the trials of character creation

Chapter three: You all meet outside a tavern...: The game begins!

Chapter four: The manhunt: The heroes search for the dastardly theif

Chapter five: Taking Point: Progress is made towards finding the key, but who does what job is important sometimes

Author's notes: This is my first foray into fan-fiction, so hope its all formatted correctly and so on. Criticism is welcomed and encouraged, be it from grammar to writing style to whatever else. As an aside, I've always been fairly involved in shipping when it cames to fandom, and while its not my purpose going into this fic, it may crop up, and I'll change the tags appropriately if it does. In any case, enjoy!

During a lull in the conversation at an upper class charity dinner, Rarity takes a moment to contemplate some commonly held assumptions made of Princess Celestia. Specifically, her table manners.

Pinkie, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy discuss their feminine issues and try to find a way to escape Sugarcube Corner.

Written for Japanese Teeth's prompt in the tvtropes gift fic exchange.

The prompt: Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy find themselves stuck with Pinkie in Sugarcube Corner. Disaster ensues.

When Rarity has Twilight over for tea, she learns her friend has a big confession to make. But what is really going on here?

Twilight Sparkle is a unicorn, and she has a problem...

Set five years after the events of My Little Pony Twilight Sparkle sits down and writes one last friendship letter.

Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia's most prized and faithful student, is being sent to Ponyville to learn about the magic of friendship.

And she's not happy about it.

Hear what Celestia has to say back! Check out the spinoff:
Responses To A Disgruntled Friendship Student by keaton-furman-prower

Still want more? Have a multiverse spinoff by MixMassBasher, my contributing writer for Seasons 5-9.
Letters From Across the Disgruntled Multiverse

Editing by Neko Majin C.

Disclaimer:
The following is a work of parody, and is protected as Fair Use under section 17 U.S. Code § 107 of US Copyright Law. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and all affiliated characters are property of Hasbro Inc.