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Jake Witt

I'm not just reading. My stories have "idea" but no "form" or "function". I'm just an armored guy riding a Robot Dino-Dragon; fighting a dark paradox man thing. I don't remember if I'm a robot.

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      Created by Jake Witt
      - October, 2014
    Found 39 stories in 44ms
    Total Words: 3,034,461
    Estimated Reading: 1 week

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    Spike and Ember are transported to the Artisans homeworld as infants, without any memories at all, and arrive in time for Spyro's egg to hatch, leaving Nestor and the other Dragon Leaders with two purple dragons and a blue dragon, instead of just a single purple dragon. They decide to take it as a sign of great things to come and keep the trio together, letting the three dragons grow up as siblings while they teach them the value of teamwork and what it means to be a dragon, all while preparing them for whatever the future has in store for them.


    (Spyro Reignited/MLP Crossover)
    (Part of the Demon War story series)
    Edit: Dislike free from May 21st to August 1st
    Chapters (168)
    Complete Published: May 21st, 2019 Download
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    Anon takes over Spike’s job of transcribing Twilight’s friendship reports. He does exactly what you’d expect.

    Companion fic containing Celestia’s replies up to Letter 120 - To: Anon, From HRH Sunbutt written by Snow
    Chapters (190)
    Incomplete Published: Sep 27th, 2019 Download
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    This story is a sequel to The Cake Twins and a Baby Pie

    Princess Celestia and Luna were turned to foals after Twilight made a deal with Discord. Now she has to watch the two rambunctious foals for a month while trying to also keep their insanse magic from destroying Canterlot! All the while Discord secretly records the entire ordeal for a very special somepony...

    Editor: Superpinkbrony12

    Cover Artist: Skitter Celestia,Luna
    Chapters (8)
    Complete Published: Sep 5th, 2019 Download
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    This story is a sequel to This is bad!

    With everything going back to normal... *Pft* Who am I kidding? Nothing is normal in the town of Ponyville. With the everyday craziness that you can find there, you can now find even more of it. I present to you Pinkie Pie and Diane Pie! Yes, there are two of them in town now!

    As Alexander settles into Ponyville as Diane Pie. He enjoys the daily life of Pinkie Pie as she shows him the ropes to being a party pony. Meeting the family, explaining what is going on to every new pony he meets and getting used to now being called "she". All in a pink pony's day.

    Trying not to think about her own home world Diane jumps the opportunity to fit in. All is fine, even if she does know that some things will be coming their way in the near future... Only thing is that she thinks she knows what. When in reality, she has no idea how wrong she is.
    For in the shadows, there are others, not so happy with the recent turn of events. And they will do anything to get things their way.

    But for now, let's see if we can get a status report from Diane Pie as she once again turns to the fourth wall to explain what happened since we last saw her and what is currently going on.

    Featured! 2015-06-12 - 2015-06-14
    Featured! 2015-09-28
    Featured! 2015-12-22
    Featured! 2016-05-04
    Chapters (6)
    On Hiatus Published: Jun 11th, 2015 Download
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    "Hey, Grogar sir, don't you think we should try to get everyone to work together? Perhaps by playing a game or something?"

    "Like what?"

    "Golly, there has to be something you like to do! You could try to introduce the rest of us to it!"

    And then Grogar remembered a game he used to play in his youth...

    Join us as we watch Grogar's League of Villainous Evildoers attempt a tabletop RPG.

    Keywii_Cookies55 is responsible for this because he created the cover image.
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    Complete Published: Apr 7th, 2019 Download
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    Starlight Glimmer had the perfect plan: using Star Swirl's time travel spell, erase the Sonic Rainboom and everything it did. After failing to stop her, Twilight was returned abruptly to an Equestria that bears little resemblance to her home, where the other Elements of Harmony don't even know her name.

    It should've been simple then: use Star Swirl's magic to return to the past and stop Starlight from changing things. Unfortunately for Twilight, all the magic in the Cutie Map is gone. She'll have to find another way to put Equestria right, and fast. After all, the Elements didn't stop Nightmare Moon...

    This story is sponsored by Two Bit as a Patreon reward. If you'd like me to write your awesome story idea, that's the place. Cover by Zutcha.
    Chapters (21)
    Complete Published: Feb 8th, 2019 Download
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    Like many fillies without a cutie mark, Trixie finds herself feeling aimless and unsure of herself. Naturally, she dreams of something big and hopes it has to do with magic. But the lessons at Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns are difficult and some of her fellow students are relentless in their bullying.

    While pondering how exactly she is meant to discover her special talent, she meets a creature who seems to wield a great and powerful magic and has an answer to every question, especially the odd ones. And especially the ones Trixie never asked.
    Chapters (13)
    Complete Published: Feb 4th, 2018 Download
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    Twilight finds an unfinished spell from Star Swirl the Bearded meant to view other worlds.
    Coop tries to fix the Time Flux Control unit to go back in time to see a legendary wrestling match.
    When these two things are activated simultaneously the Mane Six and Spike are pulled into the chaotic land of Jersey City.
    Out of her element and completely outgunned, Twilight has no choice but to place her faith in Coop's destructive hands to rescue her friends from the Glorft. However, the seven friends aren't the only thing to make the trip from Equestria to Earth...
    Chapters (6)
    Complete Published: Nov 11th, 2013 Download
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    Anon is a cheap bastard, and hates paying to stay at places. Ergo, when Twilight threatens him with either paying rent or writing weekly friendship letters for room and board, Anon takes the free route. Too bad the free route is filled with frustration, confusion, and autism. Otherwise known as interacting with the local populace of Ponyville at least once a week.

    >topkek

    TRIGGER WARNINGS: this fic includes racial, homophobic, and equine slurs that are used purely for comedy's sake and are not meant to offend or cause a problem in the community... mostly.

    "For some reason I've chosen to write more letters to that stupid Princess. Let me know who you want me to write about for future chapters." –Anonymous

    PROFESSIONAL REVIEWS

    :applejackunsure: –Okter

    "Thank you for confirming my suspicion that Anon is gay." –Uniame

    "So, did they get sexual harassment cutie marks?" –DRaily

    "What the fuck anon" –Qaz223

    "ANON DID NOTHING WRONG" –nothingtoseehere

    "So majestic" –Xzaves
    Chapters (6)
    Incomplete Published: Feb 6th, 2015 Download
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    The long trial was over, and Twilight - no, Dusk Shine's finally out from under that terrible shadow. Poor little Skyla and her auntie could move on with their life. Skyla's murderous grandfather was behind bars, and Dashville was simply beautiful in the fall!

    And all Dusk Shine needed to do was stay out of the public eye, and never catch the eye of 'King' Sombra's secretive confederates. And make sure that she stayed in the local deputy marshals' good graces.

    How much trouble could a slightly witchy woman and her orphaned niece get up to in a quiet Applelachian town like Dashville, anyways? Even if they were hiding in witness protection from their incarcerated drug-cult kingpin of a patriarch.
    Chapters (15)
    Complete Published: Dec 2nd, 2017 Download
    46,515 words

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