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// Chapter seven: How NOT to be a Princess 
// Story: A Guide To Surviving Baby Alicorns 
// by Foal Star 
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Another week flew by as, Fancy Pants groaned while slowly waking up in his crib one morning only to see his wife Fleur standing over him. For some reason she had her hooves on her hips, which was not a good sign. The colt groaned and let out a loud yawn, “Ugh, was going on here? Why ya waking me up again?”

The older filly simply rolled her eyes and snapped. “What do you think? You want to leawn how ta use the potty, don’t ya? Ya wants to be cawwed Fancy Pamps fow anohtew week?”

“Of couwse no! But I a bedwetter, I pwobawby awweady peed my diapee.” The colt snapped back.

Fleur tapped his padding making it crinkle as she explained. “That's why I woke ya up supew ewiew befowe ya peed,” She then yanked him by the hoof. “Come on, we need to get going! The potty’s not gonna wait for ya!”

“Huh, wha?!” The little colt squeaked as he was suddenly yanked from his crib and led through the halls of the castle by his wife. He squeaked more upon realizing that his wife was leading him to the bathroom. “Wait! What ya thinking, Fweuw?! Ya taking me to ta big potty!”

“Yes, there’s no other potties awound. Now come on, do ya want to be called Fancy Pamps forever?” Fleur snapped as they entered into the nearby bathroom. 

The little colt groaned, looking at the giant porcelain bowl as he grumbled. “Weww no...bu...” He slowly got up and poked his diaper, making squishing sounds with each poke as he grumbled. “I alweady pee. Sewiouswy, Fweuw, ya know I can’t weawwy contwow mysewf anymowe.”

“Oh deaw! I can’t believe that happened again! Ya such a siwwy foaw!” Fleur exclaimed as she took out a bunch of diaper changing supplies and exclaimed. “I think is time to clean you up! Ten maybe you can sit on the potty like I do.” 

Fleur then placed the colt down on his back and began to untape his padding before cleaning his rump up with foal wipes. 

As his wife continued to clean him and powder his rump, Fancy Pants crossed his hooves and snapped, “I know what ya doing. Ya know tat its Nana Twiwy who does tis stuff and ya just twying to act wike ya in chawge, awen’t ya?”

“Wha, of course not! Ya just being siwwy! Now stay stiww, I need ta tape ya in a new diapee.” Fleur responded with a blush growing on her face. She continued with the change and was as good as her word about the diapering.

Once done, Fleur grunted as she lifted her husband and with a great deal of effort got him onto the toilet seat. 
Twilight came in just as Fleur was pulling down Fancy Pants’ diaper. She was a bit chubbier now with her face bloated out. She was munching on a piece of cake as she asked. “What’s going on here? I heard some strange things on the baby monitor. And now I find you two in the bathroom by the potty.”

The foals both turned to Twilight as Fleur proudly raised her hooves. “I went potty by myself! And I twied to get my hubby to go on ta potty but he just made anothew pee pee accident. I wanted him to sit on it for a while wike I do.”

Twilight lifted the filly in her magic and nuzzled her with her muzzle as she cooed. “Oh how wonderful. And you were helping Fancy Pamps too, that’s so adorable!”

Fleurr kicked about in her cute pink pull-up, giggling and gurgling. "Aww, tanks Nana Twily!"

Fancy Pants got a little angry, crossing his forelegs. “I not Fancy Pamps! And Fweuw just wanted an excuse to change my diapee. I dun even have to go,” Fancy Pants rolled his eyes. “Get me down fwom hewe.” He was too afraid to try and get off by himself. Fortunately for him he was soon carried off by Twilight’s magic.

Twilight then took the foals within her aura of magic and cooed. “It's so early in the morning, I think you two should get some more sleep before the twins get up. We can work on potty training you later, Fancy Pamps. I promise, there aren’t gonna be anymore potty monsters.” She took the two to her bed and laid down as she once again slowly drifted the foals over to nurse. 

Fancy Pants was soon attached to a teat to the underbelly and suckled, gently drinking up the sweet warm milk. 

Fleur, however, was unsure as this was the first time she ever was allowed to nurse and whimpered, “Can.. can I drink fwom ya, Nana Twily?”

“Of course, go on. You’re still young enough,” Twilight gently encouraged. The filly shrugged and waddled over and began to suckle from the teat as well, enjoying the warm taste. Twilight, meanwhile, just watched the foals as she gently placed a wing over her charges and cooed. “Sleep well, my darlings.”







A few hours later, all the foals were awake and so was Twilight. So Twilight placed both Fancy Pants and Fleur in a playpen alongside Celestia and Luna, who were both going about coloring with crayons. Twilight turned to Fleur. “Now, I have some important big pony things to do today. Since things will be going back to normal next week I have some last minute things I need to do before Celestia and Luna return to power. Fleur, since your the oldest, I need you to watch the other foals and make sure they don't get into trouble." 

“Oh yeah! You can count on me!” Fleur chirped out as she gave Twilight her cute, puppy dog eyes look. 

Twilight dawwed and gave Fleur’s head a few pats and cooed. “Good. Alright then. Just fyi, the bathroom is off limits. There are some training potties if you little ones need them.”

“Ok! Bye Nana Twily!” Fleur waved a hoof as Twilight strolled off while continuing to munch on her cake. But once Twilight was gone Fleur turned to face the rest of the foals with a smirk on her face as she shouted. “You heard Nana Twily, I in charge! And now ya gots to do what I say!”

“Bu tat’s not fair!" Both Celestia and Luna snapped back. “We pwincesses, we supposed to be in chawge!”

“Nope, Nana Twily said I'm in charge and ya gots to listen to me!” Fleur shouted back! “Tell them I wight, hubby! Oldest foals are in chawge even if they aren't princesses!"

"Nuh uh ya onwy a wittwe owdew ten us!” Luna remarked. “Ya even weaw diapees at night!" 

"I pee ta bed onwy a wittwe,” Fleur retorted. “Ya soak ya pampews aww ta time and poop in tem too!"

"Do not! And ya sometimes have accidents too ya poopy head!" Celestia scolded.

"I don’t and ya two awe feathew bwains!" Fleur growled back. “Only I get to use the big potty, the rest of you are too scared!”

Fancy Pants gulped nervously and scrunched the padding between his legs. He felt unsure of what to do watching the fillies arguing even as he felt he should be intervening to break it up.

Fleur shouted. "I need some backup! Fancy Pamps, come on, ya know I’m right, right?"

Celestia and Luna both turned to face Fancy Pants and shouted together. "Ya know we pwincesses, we suppose to be in chawge! Dun wisten to this poopy head!"

All of this shouting made the poor colt quite nervous. He began to whimper as a loud hissing noise emanated from his diaper. "Uh...I..uh I dun know? Ya making me pee."

Luna bounced on her own thick padding and babbled. "Weww, wets put it to a vote. If ya tink my sissy and I showd be in chawge waise a hoof!"

Only Luna and Celestia raised their hooves while Fleur crossed her hooves and pouted. "Alright who tinks I should be in charge?" She raised a hoof and glared at her husband who squealed out as he raised a hoof.  Fleur smirked and crossed her hooves as she snapped. "Looks like a tie, but since Twily told me I was in chawge it's thwee to one so I win!"

Celestia plopped down in her diaper, making a giant cloud of foal powder poof out as she snapped back. "Oh yeah? We need ta make more ponies vote! Tat’s how it wowks!"

Luna raised her hooves and exclaimed. “Yeah! We gonna make aww of Cantewot vote on who shouwd be in chawge among us!” 

Fancy Pants blushed and scrunched his own padding as he tried to explain. "Giwls, Fweuw isn't taking over the kingdom she just in charge of watching us whilew Nanny Twiwy is doing big pony stuff."

Fleur crossed her hooves and shook her head as she complained. "Nuh uh! I in charge of helping Twilight run ta kingdom. Like a helper or somethin. Whateva Spike is called."

Celestia rolled her eyes and grumbled. "Oh yeah? Ya tink ya can wun ta kingdom bettew ten us?!"

Fleur snapped back. "Yeah, I can! I gonna pwove it to ya!"

She took out some pieces of paper from her pull-up and placed them down. "I wrote down some new ideas for Twily to twy befowe evewything gets tuwned back to nowmaw. How about ya make some ideas and whateva she likes more make ya ta better helper!"

"Deaw!" The princesses snapped back. 

They all began writing stuff down in crayon while Fancy Pants stood there, unsure of what to do. "I just gonna play with blocks and hope that this keeps the fillies busy," He thought before looking at his clearly soaked diaper. “Right after I change myself so I don’t get a rash. Good thing the big potty’s locked up so Fleur can’t make me sit on it. Don’t wanna get eaten!” And he slowly scampered away, leaving the regressed fillies to their antics.







This continued for some time as all three wrote silly ideas on pieces of construction paper with crayons. Fancy Pants scrunched his padding, feeling quite unsure of what to do even while seeing that this fight over was “in charge” was going a little too far. But he was also happy that the writing ideas had kept the bickering fillies busy. 

They turned to Twilight when she came back, even as they saw her looking quite exhausted and munching on more cake. Before Fancy Pants could say anything to her, however, the two alicorn foals lifted their pieces of paper into the older alicorn's face, making Twilight daww. “Oh, these ideas are just so adorable!" As she continued to read the silly ideas on the piece of construction paper she giggled. "You know what, I think I'll go about and implement them.”

Fancy Pants squeaked out in horror. “Wait, Nana Twily I dun think tat’s a good idea!”

“Oh don't worry, I won’t really implement them on a permanent basis. I’ll just prank some uptight nobles with them.” Twilight snickered as she waved a hoof. " I can't help it, I have this sudden urge to mother all the ponies in Equestria! Must be a side effect of caring for your littles ones."

Fleur blushed and scrunched her pull-up, trying to look as cute as possible as she asked, “Oh...uh...but whose ideas were better, mine or the princesses?”

“Oh these are all really cute ideas.” Twilight snickered, dawwing as she read some of the adorable ideas. Then Sse ruffled their heads before walking off as the three fillies blinked and groaned. 

Fancy Pants, however, was quite frustrated and shouted. “Wha did you do?! Ya gonna make Nana Twiwy a waughing stock with what ya wowte! Ya aww twewwibwe hewpews!”

Fleur and the princesses whimpered unsure as they turned to Fancy Pants and pleaded. “Pwease hewp us! We didn't mean too! We just twying to hewp Nana Twiwy!"

The colt groaned, dragging a hoof down his face. “We needs to fowwow Nana Twiwy and twy to convince her not to do those silly things ya wowte down! Otay?” The other fillies nodded in agreement and then they all waddled off together in their crinkly pampers (or pull-up in Fleur’s case).







Twilight snickered, reading the notes that the fillies wrote down as she walked off down the streets of Canterlot with a strange gleam in her eyes. It wasn't long until she came to a square filled with nobles ponies going about their business. Her eyes instantly lit up as she used her magic to start levitating the poor ponies with her magic while she suddenly exclaimed. "All of you would all look so much cuter in fancy diapers, just like Fleur suggested!”

The confused ponies didn't have a chance to run as they were suddenly (and magically) taped into fancy styled diapers lined with frills. They had bits printed on the padding as wetness indicators. Then Twilight lifted the tabs of each diaper and started to pour foal powder into the innards of their padding. She then let the ponies go and watched as they ran off, shaking their crinkling rumps about and making giant clouds of foal powder poof out.

Then Twilight dawwed, turning to a stall filled with milk jars as she cooed. "Oh, Celestia and Luna suggested I should sell my milk. Great idea!" She then took out a bunch of foal bottles filled with her milk and stocked them on the shelves. The mare running the stall blushed and whimpered. "Uh, Princess Twilight, this is really unnecessary. I don’t think grown ponies would want to buy breast milk.”

“Nonsense, you can’t say you hate it without at least trying it,” Twilight declared. And the shop mare squeaked as a bottle of Twilight's milk was plopped into her mouth and she began to suckle subconsciously. The shop owner moaned and continued to suckle on the bottle methodically as Twilight cooed. "See? Told you.” She walked off, humming to herself as the mare continued to suckle on the foal bottle. 

Twilight then went about popping pacifiers into ponies mouths or poofing a diaper or two onto the rumps of random passerby ponies. Twilight laughed, having so much fun with these, cute fun ideas. She looked at the hard ground and smirked as she lit her horn and turned it into a pink, foam material. “There, that’s better. Don’t want any poor ponies to hurst their rumps and get boo boos.”

Meanwhile, Fancy Pants, Fleur, Celestia and Luna all followed a trail of pampered nobles trying tug off their enchanted diapers. Or doing other foal things like suckling on pacifiers or drinking down bottles of Twilight’s milk. Some ponies were in baby bouncers and they even saw a carriage thad had now been turned into a giant foal buggy!

“We have to stop her, she’s gone compwetwy cwazy!” Fancy Pants shouted. “She gonna tuwn aww of Equeswia into a kingdom of foals!”

Celestia and Luna both nodded as Fleur scoffed. “Yeah, tis is aww Tia’s and Wuwu’s fawt! Tey ta one who came up with these dumb ideas.”

“Nah uh! Ya ta one who said it wow be funny if nobwes wowe fancy diapees, not me!” Celestia shouted back.

Luna shoved a hoof at Fleur and snapped. “Yeah. We just said tat it wowd be funny if Nana Twiwy sold hew miwkies ow made cawwaiges foal buggies! Is not aww owa fawt.”

Fancy Pants cried out in frustration and stomped about and shouted. “Sewiouswy?! Tis is not ta time to be fighting! We needs to find Nana Twiwy and stop hew befowe things get too out of hoof! If I have ta I’ww do it awone, and ya can aww go in time out in big, poofy diapees!”

The other fillies grumbled irritably but still followed Fancy Pants. Even if he lacked any authority to punish them, they feared what he might do when Twilight was back to normal. So they stomped about, apologizing to various ponies for the ideas they’d given Twilight.







Eventually, the foals caught up with Twilight and Fancy Pants began shouting. “Nana Twiwy, stop! Ya going cwazy with mommy fevew!”

Twilight snickered and waved a hoof. "Oh, it’s alright Fancy Pamps! I’m making Canterlot a place where anypony can wear fancy diapers and they won't be laughed at," She then used her magic to lift Fancy Pants in the air, who kicked about in his padding, thus making it crinkle and poof out foal powder adorably. "I think you need more diapers around your rump! Fleur had an idea that fancy foals as yourselves should wear more diapers so you have fewer diaper changes.” She started to tape up three more diapers around his rump, making a giant cushion of diapers that were strapped around his bottom. 

Fancy Pants kicked and whined. "Ugh! Cewestia! Wuna! Hewp me out hewe!" But he turned to see the fillies (including his wife) were too involved playing with the foalfied nobles! They went about strapping more diapers around their rumps or dressing them in embarrassing outfits like pink frilly dresses (even on the stallions).

Fancy Pants tore at small wisps of Twilight’s mane and cried out. "Am I ta onwy sane one here?! Ya thwee wewe gonna hewp me knock some sense into Twilight! Not make tings wowse!"

Celestia and Luna turned over to see Fancy Pamps wiggling about in his quadruple stacked diapers. They burst into laughter upon seeing his face growing quite red while he tried to place his hooves over his layers of diapers. But of course, there was no way to hide all that padding. 

All that laughter somehow snapped Twilight out of her trance. She looked around the place with the ponies all strapped in diapers or suckling foal bottles filled with her milk and she squeaked. “Oh dear. What happened?! Why is Canterlot a huge nursery?" 

Realization suddenly struck the mare as she slammed a hoof to her face and snapped. "Ugh! Discord must’ve done this to me! How could I let my guard down?! This is gonna take forever to clean up!"

Fancy Pants raised his hooves and squeaked. “Hey, is otay, it was cute what ya did. I know you can make evewyting nowmaw. But uh, can ya take aww tese diapees off me fiwst?" 

Twilight dawwed as she nuzzled him. "Maybe later, Fancy Pamps. But for now, I’d better untape all these diapers from those nobles."

The noble stallions and mares got up slowly, blushing in their diapers and embarrassing foal clothes as they all ran off in a giant cloud of foal powder. 

Fleur, Celestia, and Luna all babbled as they raised their hooves wanting to be picked up too. Twilight then hoisted them on her back and cooed. "Now Fleur, since you were in charge, you’re going to have to explain why you foals are out here unsupervised. Even if you were trying to stop me it’s dangerous for little ones to go off on their own."







After they returned to the castle, Fleur told Twilight everything that happened. 

The fillies were pouting and crossing their hooves as Twilight remarked. "Well, due to you fillies caring more about being in charge and Fancy Pamps acting the most responsible, he will be in charge when I’m busy.”

“My name is Fan-” Fancy Pants began and rolled his eyes as he plopped back down on his pampered rump, a loud burst of crinkles coming from his four diapers strapped around him.

Twilight dawwed and nuzzled the colt as she asked him. “How about that be your name until you’re an adult again? I think it suits you, especially since I’m going to put your wife in diapers until I can trust her.”

Fancy “Pamps” sighed, hearing the snickering from the fillies and grumbled. “Fine, but ya owe me some miwkies.”

“Of course, you all must be quite hungry after running around Canterlot.” Twilight laughed as she laid down on her side then the alicorn lit up her horn and drifted them to her underbelly and let all four foals all nurse on her crotchboobs. 

Twilight gave a deep sigh, feeling quite relaxed and watching the foals all suckling on her crotchboobs. There was something soothing about the sound of the foals suckling on her breasts, mixed with the sound of crinkling diapers and the smell of foal powder. She whispered to herself. “Next week everything should go back to normal. Despite all the craziness, I think I'm going to miss being a mom. I haven’t felt this way since Spike was in diapers.”

Meanwhile, Fleur whispered to Fancy Pants. “I sorry for being bossy earlier. But I do wanna help ya use the potty.”

Fancy Pants whispered back. “Maybe watew, pwobawby befowe bed. Gotta give Nana Twiwy’s miwkies time to go thwough me.”