• Member Since 16th Aug, 2014

Jake Witt


I'm not just reading. My stories have "idea" but no "form" or "function". I'm just an armored guy riding a Robot Dino-Dragon; fighting a dark paradox man thing. I don't remember if I'm a robot.

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  • Favourites 368 stories Stories I've read and/or would read again in a heart beat. (Note: This does not make every story 10/10 in my opinion.)
    Created by Jake Witt
    - October, 2014
Found 353 stories in 63ms

Total Words: 11,430,381
Estimated Reading: 4 weeks

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  • Favourites 368 stories Stories I've read and/or would read again in a heart beat. (Note: This does not make every story 10/10 in my opinion.)


  • Tracking 39 stories - 943 unread chapters What I'm currently reading and/or attempting to finish reading.


  • Update Tracking 58 stories - 408 unread chapters I like the story and it has updated to the point that I keep tabs constantly. It's story that I like to the point of near excitement.


  • Long Winded Tracking 10 stories - 112 unread chapters Can you read at least one chapter of these stories? How far can you go?


  • Small Tracking 148 stories - 285 unread chapters 5 chapters and below. A series of one-shots counts as their own stories. Tracking the best, still.


  • Displaced 46 stories - 371 unread chapters Whether Human in Equestria or Pony on Real Earth. They are not on Earth... or in the case of ponies, they're ON Earth!

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  • Interviews 408 stories Stories that have had their author interviewed


  • Reviewed 0 stories Stories that have been reviewed
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Yona and Sandbar have been going steady for about 3 months now, and all their other friends find it cute. However, maybe they've gone too fast in this relationship when Sandbar tells them they've done... IT!

Thanks to Darth Link 22 and CrackedInkWell for helping edit this.

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Written/proofread/edited by NaiadSagaIotaOar and myself.

Aria Blaze takes up farming. It's not nearly as wholesome as Applejack was hoping.

Sex and gore tags are for mentions of Aria’s time on Earth, where she had a penchant for hedonism and exotic depravity.

Artwork by Wubcake, used with her kind permission.

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Aria and Sonata get superpowers and Adagio, begrudgingly, does not.

What happens next is a tale of glory, treachery and sisterly bonds.


Cover art used with permission by VBASTV. Proofread by ForBloodySummer.

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Celestia has never used her full power.

Ever.

But that might be about to change. Chrysalis has contacted her and requested a meeting out in the middle of nowhere. Celestia expects a trap. In fact, she's hoping for it.

Featured: Because you guys are way too nice to me. Thank you all!

Now with a Spanish translation: https://www.deviantart.com/spaniard-kiwi/art/Un-mundo-de-fosforos-923171362

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Fluttershy has been asked to give a lecture, and for once she's actually looking forward to being in front of an audience.

There's just one problem.

This incredibly annoying goose won't let her talk.

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Imagine being an ordinary citizen going about your day with no idea that the Wakanda battle to protect the Mind Stone is even happening. And then suddenly, your friend, your family members or even you begin disintegrating into dust. You have no idea what it is, what's causing it and you can't stop it.

That's exactly what the ponies of Equestria felt when Thanos snapped his fingers.

Click here for the complete list of who lived and who died in this story.

Featured 26th April 2019 (thanks, guys!)

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Like any good Princess of Friendship, Twilight Sparkle always tries her best to reform and befriend villains. Things are a little different, though, when the villain is you. Er, sort of, anyway. Reforming the evil clones of her and her friends made by Chrysalis is hard! Maybe it's time to call in the big guns...

A story written as a prize for Tangerine Blast, who took third place in this year's version of my CuddleFic Contest and wanted a story where the evil Mane Six survive, and where Evil Twilight pals up with Pinkie Pie!

EDIT: Non-mature featured 4/24/19! (Will it make the standard feature box? We'll see~)

EDIT: Featured at #7 same day!

EDIT: *GASP* #2 on 4/25!

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Celestia knows Sunset and her friends are often at the center of "happenings" around Canterlot High. So when she overhears Sunset talking to her friends on a cell phone, she can't help but listen in. Maybe she'll learn something about what they're doing.

Or maybe she'll be completely lost about what they're doing.

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This story is a sequel to Best Hell Ever


Once upon a time, Twilight went to hell. It wasn’t that bad. It was pretty great, actually. It had a library! A big one. Like, bigger-than-the-universe big. But then Twilight went and got herself kicked out of hell, and now she’s depressed.

There’s only one logical solution: with Starlight’s reluctant help, Twilight is going to break into hell and invade its library. Oh, it’ll be tricky — trying to find one specific location in an infinite dimension tends to be a bit hard — but the infinite knowledge it’ll provide is too good to pass up. Twilight will find that library if it kills her (which, since this is hell, isn’t the worst thing ever in the grand scheme of things).

There is absolutely no way this can possibly go wrong.

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This story is a sequel to You Can't Extinguish the Sun!


Knit Wit is back from his beach vacation (with a sunburn), and he's hungry.

For a cheese sandwich.

Specifically, a MOON cheese sandwich.

Time to go to Night Court!

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