• Member Since 16th Aug, 2014
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Jake Witt

I'm not just reading. My stories have "idea" but no "form" or "function". I'm just an armored guy riding a Robot Dino-Dragon; fighting a dark paradox man thing. I don't remember if I'm a robot.

What I am Reading.

Displaced Stories

Welcome to My Hole in the Ground. I Like to Call It "the Pit" enjoy.

This is where you are important and I am not.

To Those Who Care... or stalking me. I digress,

My online name JAKE JAMES WITTerson. In all honesty... it is not completely my real name. My initials JJW are true as well as my middle name James. I'm the web equivilant of Bad Luck Brian.

If we are to communicate: call me whatever you want.

-My pokemon (due to "Mystery Dungeon" and coincidence with playing cards) is Totodile.
-In Home Stuck I am the Mage of Space! Also I'm an Asymmetrical Prospit dreamer!
-In Harry Potter I'm in Hufflepuff!
-In Clue I am Mr. Green...
-My NES character is Rock a.k.a. Mega Man!
-I have a single orange lightsaber (my morals are complicated) and I might not be on the dark side. I brush it, but I'm not on that side. When I god tier I might have a green lightsaber (there are times where I have greater wisdom than my usual character dictates. In that case I'm either funny or insightful).

This video speaks to me.

Lego Movie: 2AFD78


I got Fire Team Harmony to watch a video I made some time ago. · 5:56pm Sep 30th, 2017

To put it simply: before I destroyed my laptop I made a Fire Team Harmony theme based off their first appearance on Bronies React.

Now I'm a person that you can ignore and I can silently stew. That's how it works, I suppose.

Anyway, Bronies React reacted to Season 7 Episode 10: A Royal Problem. Guess who was reacting? Not Animated James unfortunately... Good news: Fire Team Harmony stayed on!

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Thank you for adding Welcome Home Soldier to your favorites! I'm glad you're enjoying it. :eeyup:

Not really. My real last name does start with “Wi” but it’s not Witt. Cool to meet someone with that last name, though.

You have the same last name as me

Thanks for the fave!

Thanks for the fav!

2272815 I thought it was funny. I mean... I cracked.

That... was a bad pun:rainbowlaugh:

2272602 That sounds like both a cool job and a pain in the glass.

I make windows :derpytongue2:

Though regrettably i havent had a saturday off since the fourth of july

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If you see this, go wild. The project doesn't matter anymore.

I am working on a wikia and need some serious help! The War of Understanding is the topic and if you are fans of Auric Fulcrum or Teridax, you guys are welcome to add whatever!

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