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Greetings weary traveler/bored reader. Let me regale you with my tale. The tale of a mere mortal, with nothing particularly special to his name, brought to a magical land of dragons, minotaurs, griffins, and of course ponies. But he came as no mere human. He came as the epic warrior, the manliest of swordsmen, that most dashing of multiverse travelers, the mighty Gilgamesh! What adventures will this powerful and magnificent warrior find in his travels? HELL IF I KNOW! LET'S STRAP IN AND SEE WHERE THIS GOES!

Looking for cover art if anyone's interested.

Crossovers with:
The life and times of Xante, Baron of the Frozen Wastelands, First among Liches, Lord of the Dead, and Fabulous Rainbow Magic User

Golden Graces, Headless Headaches

I Will Hunt You Down

A Thousand Tortured Souls Scream My Name

Gravity of the Situation

Land of Friendship and Magic

And Then There Were 10… Er… 67

Son of Invention

Ten Against One

Time Ticks On

Let's Just Say That Umbra Really Needs to Put a Lock On His Diary



Chapters (23)
Comments ( 1366 )

Pretty good, keep it up.

Finally a Gilgamesh fic

Also laughing my bucking head off :rainbowlaugh:

Which Gilgamesh out of interest? there were several versions if I remember my mythology right.

I was laughing through this whole chapter:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

It's got potential to be funny as hell, man, but you think you could lay off using so many references? Jesus. At least make them more subtle.

enough expository banter... LETS DANCE! FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM OI!

4222582 the picture, it is the Final Fantasy version.

4222582 It's Final Fantasy's version of Gilghamesh, specifically his FF V incarnation… For the moment, at least.:pinkiehappy:


I did know it was final fantasy, just didn't know which one.
FF5? Hmmm..... Very well. I would have preferred FF12's version, but I shall observe you with interest. Very funny by the way!

I am intrigued..continue.:pinkiesmile:

Oh, fuck yeah, Gilgamesh.

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: listening to clash on the big bridge GBA fitting as hell

What's funny, is I was going to reference a guy in a Gilgamesh costume trying to swim through the void in my own fic. Would you mind if I do that in a comedic way that is only fitting for all incarnations of Gilgamesh?

It had both its hands on its hips, its head turned towards the opposite side it entered from, and was shuffling its legs in some sort of strange sidestepping motion

It couldn't be...

If it could be called that. It had both its hands on its hips, its head turned towards the opposite side it entered from, and was shuffling its legs in some sort of strange sidestepping motion. Shining Armor could almost feel all of his soldiers react the same way he did, staring at the strange creature, following its motion with the rest of their bodies staying perfectly still.

I almost fucking passed out from laughing as I read this

4230572 I have an entire playlist consisting of nothing but versions of Clash on the Big Bridge. There are 16 songs on it. More will be added.

4230582 I don't think that'd be a problem, You mind if I take a read of your fic first, or would that take too long?

4230596 You better believe it pal!

God I love him. One of my favourite final fantasy villians.

My ipod approves of this story.
It chose to serenade me with To Glory and it was magical.
Truly Gilgamesh is a mighty force and is deserving of such great music.

I really want to see something like this happen. It is after all, canon for Gilgamesh to be able to traverse Dimensions. The developers at Square Enix ever said so themselves that it is the same Gilgamesh that shows up every time..... except for the one in FF11. That guy was something else entirely from our favorite hammy warrior.

Damit you beat me too it, oh well i had too many ideas anyway and now i can read it instead of making one, yay

I'm sorry, but when I picture Gilgamesh traveling between dimensions, I picture him grinning before he stops half way and doing the breast stroke to get the rest of the way there.

This clip, I feel, summarizes Luna's feelings about Gilgamesh's escape.
(Go to 0:40)

4233226 And now I need to look up this song.

4233519 4237945 Maybe when he travels to one of the other worlds. Also, you my friend, have a great understanding of the character.

4237282 Well, if you still want to be involved, maybe you could give me some ideas?

4237223 … I don't get it. What's with the tiny letters? Oh, is it because Fluttershy is your avatar?

4238059 Yup, that's about right. And by far one of my favorite gags from the show.

4238210 I'm proud to admit it is because I'm a humongous Final Fantasy Fanatic. Good series of games is Good excluding XI, XII, XIII, XIII-2, LR:XIII, and XIV. Seriously, even the Dissidia games were better than them, and it technically isn't even canon for the series as a whole aside from Gilgamesh's appearance being canon for his character and the Warrior of Light as well.

And now they shall fight like stallions! And mares. And mares who look like stallions.


Muwah ha ha....


this chapter is MANY TIMES MANY kinds of hilarious

4224404 FFV? k, thanks! was also curious as to which one this guy was based off of

4241119 Glad you like it! Hope you continue reading!

… welp, time to add another story to my "Read Later" folder.

That was the BEST line in the game!
"Now we fight like men! And ladies! And ladies who dress like men!
For Gilgamesh, IT'S MORPHING TIME!

Freaking love this ball o' ham.

[excitement intensifies]

4238269 Just thought I'd let you know I just faved Son of Invention. Not don reading, but I'm liking what I see.

4242014 Keep reading, more awesome and hilarity is to come.

This is quite good, Gilgamesh is is as hammy as a southern fair and BBQ, as he should be. The only problem I see is that you never really describe Gilgamesh, is he the Final Fantasy 12 version, or FF5, is he in one of Doudecium outfits, or could he be the one from FF9? This can also go with his weapon descriptions, after all, anyone acting like Gilgamesh is probably going to wax poetic about weapons (THIS IS FAR FROM THE STRONGEST OF SWORDS! *throws weapon away*).

I will say I am liking that you aren't doing the annoying thing that other like this keep doing and constantly switching back and forth 1XXX years in every chapter. Really, if we get to see flashbacks, I would prefer it to be Gilgamesh telling the story (which should be full of hammy exaggerations and declarations).

So in short, keep it up, loving it so far, lol'ing, favs and thumbs up all around. :heart:

This story is hilarious and addicting. Really enjoyable story, his reaction to Celestia's defeat was priceless. CURSE YOU CAKE! An epic quest to recover his lost weapons, great premise for the story. I wonder which weapons he'll need to recover? Excalibur/Excalipoor? The Fake/Real Buster Sword? Tidus's Brotherhood? Sephiroth's Masamune? Well I look forward to seeing what happens in any case.

The fact that these Humans Acting Villainous stories continue to exist makes me want to commit genocide.

4243186 Ok then. Thank you for that. So glad you could contribute something constructive.:ajbemused:

4243369 :trixieshiftright: I will admit this amuses me slightly.

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