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Jake Witt


I'm not just reading. My stories have "idea" but no "form" or "function". I'm just an armored guy riding a Robot Dino-Dragon; fighting a dark paradox man thing. I don't remember if I'm a robot.

Sep
30th
2017

I got Fire Team Harmony to watch a video I made some time ago. · 5:56pm September 30th

To put it simply: before I destroyed my laptop I made a Fire Team Harmony theme based off their first appearance on Bronies React.

Now I'm a person that you can ignore and I can silently stew. That's how it works, I suppose.

Anyway, Bronies React reacted to Season 7 Episode 10: A Royal Problem. Guess who was reacting? Not Animated James unfortunately... Good news: Fire Team Harmony stayed on!

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May
22nd
2017

Samurai Jack has ended... · 1:16pm May 22nd

And there's an Extra Thicc hole where it used to be. Great send off...

When it comes time... will MLP:FiM get a send off or a cliffhanger? Time will tell.

Speaking of time: Did anybody see the Season 7 episode that had Celestia and Luna switch places? I swear the snuck in some sweet things during the dream scene.

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Apr
16th
2017

MLP S7 E2 · 4:04am April 16th

Glad to know there was no two-parter this go around.

I found out why I'm always angry at dumb crap. It's not because I'm ginger or I have Irish blood or that I'm borderline autistic or my past... maybe a combination of the four? Anyway, I'm angry about a lot and it's genetic. My dad had ways to reign it in while I never had a true outlet.

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Mar
24th
2017

Season 5 Finale Revisit · 2:29am March 24th

Season 6 ended some months ago... so why am I thinking about the Season 5 finale to "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" instead of waiting for Season 5 Episode 3 of "Samurai Jack"?

Time Travel.

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Feb
11th
2017

Changelings 2016 · 2:09pm February 11th

Funny enough, I was wondering what a reformed changeling would look like. I imagined dark color tones with matching, bright colored eyes, no holes, and either butterfly (like the alternate world's Chrysalis from the comics... which I want to read.) or dragonfly wings, and their finn-manes having an offset color.

Instead, we have Scout Master Lumpus and his Fabulous Changelings.

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Dec
27th
2016

December 2016 · 3:22pm Dec 27th, 2016

December is complicated for me. Around my step dad's birthday something bad happens. Last year I got a laptop that could not stay on unless it was plugged in. Unplug it and it died.

This year...

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Sep
7th
2016

Snails the unicorn Is My Spirit Pony · 4:37pm Sep 7th, 2016

Season 6 Episode 18: Buckball Season

Basically, I suck at bowling... until last month, I think. Every time I try to be good at bowling bad things happen; so I created a mantra: Effort = Crap; Think less = Ball hit; Flow more = Increased accuracy.

My highest score is an 80 and my highest strike rate was two strikes in a row.

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Aug
28th
2016

Fallout & Friendship · 1:21am Aug 28th, 2016

I can't believe I didn't blog the idea. I can not comb through thousands of comments for proof nor do I know if the story still exists. (A lot of stories I waited for are gone. Major cliffhanger. Then again I'm not one to talk... but who cares?)

Season 6 Episode 17 "Dungeons & Discords"

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Jun
29th
2016

Ask King Sombra By: Wiggles is ending! · 2:22pm Jun 29th, 2016

Jun
22nd
2016

June 2016 Apple / Everfree Headcanon · 3:28am Jun 22nd, 2016

Sasquatch killed Apple Jack's parents and the mom got the worst of the mess. Granny Smith with her search party found their corpses near their broken wagon with a partially eaten AJ Dad in a tree. AJ Mom was found with a broken neck with knots in her mane too neat to be Witch's Braid.

Granny couldn't make heads or tails around the mess... that is until they were shipping pies. Tree trunks had fallen, broken by a big foot. Apple Jack can protect herself so she wasn't going to be Booger bait.

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