• Member Since 16th Aug, 2014
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Jake Witt


I'm not just reading. My stories have "idea" but no "form" or "function". I'm just an armored guy riding a Robot Dino-Dragon; fighting a dark paradox man thing. I don't remember if I'm a robot.

Jun
15th
2016

Spike-like being. · 8:27am Jun 15th, 2016

I'm destined to be similar to Spike the Dragon for Lord Christ but I'm a big failure. And thanks to ASK KING SOMBRA Tumblr By: Wiggles...

I MUST LEARN FRIENDSHIP, FORGIVENESS, AND HOW TO FORGIVE MYSHELF!!!

Spike is a great character after the good part of my own heart which isn't saying enough in my opinion but a lot according to others.

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May
6th
2016

My Gordon Ramsey: YOU CAN'T COOK!!! · 1:43pm May 6th, 2016

I'm once again discovering memes. How am I not a meme lord yet?


Side Note: I'm so dense I need an Analyst Brony to realize Season 6 isn't as bad as I thought it was.

- Twilight is a fusion of unicorn and alicorn Twilight. That's what screwed with me.
- Trixie and Starlight is starting to sound like a dynamic duo.
- I still think we need more dragons.
- We see more Celestia, but she seems emotionless. Is she bored or turning evil?

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May
1st
2016

Season 6 Got Me Cringing · 3:13am May 1st, 2016

I liked Season 3-5 out of the 6 seasons so far. Season 1 was initial world building and set the stage for what was to come. Season 2 gave us slightly better lessons. Season 3 allowed us to have optional lessons and learn to have fun while characters build, especially when Twilight got her wings... BUY OUR TOYS. Season 4 had Twilight and our group get used to the new royal status and more changes... and subliminal messaging increased hardcore. Season 5 gave us new lessons based on extreme world

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Apr
4th
2016

JanAnimations in Retrospect · 3:39pm Apr 4th, 2016

Everyone says Jan was the victim and Hasbro should not C&D him. Well, I like his work... and that's the problem.
If enough people stop watching MLP:FiM or buy their toys then no new episodes would be made. Or if they are then they won't be made well.
Everyone wants what's free. Hasbro is a big company, but if they let Jan take their product then that's money down the drain. If Jan is going to make his own work then he should distinguish his work from official work.

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Dec
3rd
2015

I am Mega Man · 3:45pm Dec 3rd, 2015

Apparently I'm Mega Man. Here is the proof:

1. I wore a blue suit and called myself "the Mega Man" for my churches VBS.
2. Cute kids apparently attack me. Just look at Ice Man and Elec Man. Adorable.
3. When I returned in that costume; the people who made me wear it for a week forgot about Mega Man. Capcom, anybody?
4. I actually completed some gameboy/DS Mega Man titles.
5. In a quiz, my NES character is DLN_1 Rock a.k.a. Mega Man.

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Nov
14th
2015

Terrorists and Distractions · 9:17pm Nov 14th, 2015

Here's your Megaman-Homestuck themed distraction.

I really, really hate this. The End times are coming but I'm not sure if I'm ready.

Another thing I hate: Americans. Are. Doing. Nothing. We could've protected our borders and ended most terrorism by now while saving our allies from this crap!

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Sep
22nd
2015

Fusion Fall and Saturday Morning Cartoons · 2:34am Sep 22nd, 2015

I'm still getting used to the lack of Saturday morning cartoons. I just wished that CW33 4Kids or Vortex would have better TV shows.

You want education?

Osmosis Jones will teach you about the body and viruses that harm it!

Want to see the future? Screw Yu Gi Oh Zexal!

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Sep
20th
2015

Displaced Headcanons · 4:19am Sep 20th, 2015

-Mane 6 have keyblades.
-Far past west of Our Town is the only known location of a Displaced City (Displopolis) known to Equestria.
+Most ponies disappear in between shipments thanks to Starlight Glimmer.
+Celestia is keeping New Displopolis a secret.
-Find a Blue Paw = Your better off indoors.
-Trainstep. Dubstep with train noises.
-FPP Fistols. Falcon Punch Pistols.

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Sep
4th
2015

Main Displaced · 1:42am Sep 4th, 2015

Swamp Fire King of the Creepers- Swampfire from Ben 10 with his ultimate form being his inner demon. He leads a race of Minecraft Creepers in peace.
Vegitated Sam and Undergrowth- Swamp Fire's EX. She is the tyrannical ruler of mind controlled Creepers from Swamp's constantly migrating colony. Undergrowth acts as her body guard.
*Lego Craft and Box- Minecraftian and Mine Little Pony who introduced pokemon to ponykind and began legends of "The Hoomons".

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Aug
30th
2015

Interesting Things... I think. · 6:55am Aug 30th, 2015

Hey guys! ...If you care. I'm still not in the yu gi oh fandom nor can I play the card game, but get this: I opened my first card pack. Guess what I found?

$40 rare card! Among the packs I opened, I found two of 'em! And they are shiny as heck!

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