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Jake Witt

I'm not just reading. My stories have "idea" but no "form" or "function". I'm just an armored guy riding a Robot Dino-Dragon; fighting a dark paradox man thing. I don't remember if I'm a robot.

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  • 200 weeks
    I got Fire Team Harmony to watch a video I made some time ago.

    To put it simply: before I destroyed my laptop I made a Fire Team Harmony theme based off their first appearance on Bronies React.

    Now I'm a person that you can ignore and I can silently stew. That's how it works, I suppose.

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  • 219 weeks
    Samurai Jack has ended...

    And there's an Extra Thicc hole where it used to be. Great send off...

    When it comes time... will MLP:FiM get a send off or a cliffhanger? Time will tell.

    Speaking of time: Did anybody see the Season 7 episode that had Celestia and Luna switch places? I swear the snuck in some sweet things during the dream scene.

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  • 224 weeks
    MLP S7 E2

    Glad to know there was no two-parter this go around.

    I found out why I'm always angry at dumb crap. It's not because I'm ginger or I have Irish blood or that I'm borderline autistic or my past... maybe a combination of the four? Anyway, I'm angry about a lot and it's genetic. My dad had ways to reign it in while I never had a true outlet.

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  • 227 weeks
    Season 5 Finale Revisit

    Season 6 ended some months ago... so why am I thinking about the Season 5 finale to "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" instead of waiting for Season 5 Episode 3 of "Samurai Jack"?

    Time Travel.

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  • 233 weeks
    Changelings 2016

    Funny enough, I was wondering what a reformed changeling would look like. I imagined dark color tones with matching, bright colored eyes, no holes, and either butterfly (like the alternate world's Chrysalis from the comics... which I want to read.) or dragonfly wings, and their finn-manes having an offset color.

    Instead, we have Scout Master Lumpus and his Fabulous Changelings.

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Snails the unicorn Is My Spirit Pony · 4:37pm Sep 7th, 2016

Season 6 Episode 18: Buckball Season

Basically, I suck at bowling... until last month, I think. Every time I try to be good at bowling bad things happen; so I created a mantra: Effort = Crap; Think less = Ball hit; Flow more = Increased accuracy.

My highest score is an 80 and my highest strike rate was two strikes in a row.

Next thing I know, I miss an MLP episode and decide to search it. (I don't watch it on TV btw :rainbowderp:) And here comes an episode that ran just as deep as "Here Comes a Thought" from Steven Universe. Fluttershy & Pinkie Pie are amazing at Buckball when they have fun, but just like me... if they try to be good then they suck. Friggin' Snails simplified my mantra as "Don't think about it," which literally contradicts what every smart person around me said to do when I bowl.

"Take a step to the right."

"Quit rolling it to the left; if you roll it straight forward you can hit something."

"I think you dropped it too early."

"Just relax." <--- I am never relaxed. That's literally something people tell me outside of bowling.

Well, I didn't get 70-80 points and was egged into joining the local bowling league by thinking. Just play that funky music and let me roll with it.

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