• Member Since 16th Aug, 2014

Jake Witt

I'm not just reading. My stories have "idea" but no "form" or "function". I'm just an armored guy riding a Robot Dino-Dragon; fighting a dark paradox man thing. I don't remember if I'm a robot.

Displaced 46 stories
  • Displaced 46 stories - 273 unread chapters Whether Human in Equestria or Pony on Real Earth. They are not on Earth... or in the case of ponies, they're ON Earth!
    Created by Jake Witt
    - February, 2015
Found 40 stories in 34ms

Total Words: 3,244,827
Estimated Reading: 1 week


  • Favourites 358 stories Stories I've read and/or would read again in a heart beat. (Note: This does not make every story 10/10 in my opinion.)

  • Tracking 31 stories - 520 unread chapters What I'm currently reading and/or attempting to finish reading.

  • Update Tracking 57 stories - 319 unread chapters I like the story and it has updated to the point that I keep tabs constantly. It's story that I like to the point of near excitement.

  • Long Winded Tracking 11 stories - 150 unread chapters Can you read at least one chapter of these stories? How far can you go?

  • Small Tracking 121 stories - 241 unread chapters 5 chapters and below. A series of one-shots counts as their own stories. Tracking the best, still.

  • Displaced 46 stories - 273 unread chapters Whether Human in Equestria or Pony on Real Earth. They are not on Earth... or in the case of ponies, they're ON Earth!


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I am...Well was a normal twenty one year old trying to enjoy a convention...Kinda hard when your a white girl cosplaying as Garnet-
What do they want you to go around in blackface to look the part?!
Shush! Now after buying a wicked awesome visor from a weird merchant-
You should have foresaw this considering how much fanfiction you read.
Are you going to be quiet now?
*Sigh* Now I'm stuck in My Little Fricking Pony with all the power, ability's and looks of Garnet, including my own very annoying mental Ruby and Sapphire. I can't even tell if we're three people or just one, I just want to go home!

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I am Pinksuit, once human, now pink-humanesque blob running around messing with ponies for the hell of it. Hey, I'm here, might as well make some use of my Pinkie Pie-like reality messing up abilities.

[An Original Displaced Crackfic]

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'To whoever gets this message, we're in desperate need of help.'

'Equestria...Equestria is on the brink of being destroyed. Sombra, Tirek and many other villains are taking over our world. The Ambassadors of Harmony are nowhere to be found and Celestia and Luna...Faust, Celestia and Luna. I don't know who you are and I don't care, just as long as you can save us. And if you can't do that, then at the very least...'

'Avenge us.'

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Hi, my name is Jack. Or at least it used to be, before me and Harleen (my girlfriend) were transported to a land of talking ponies by a weird merchant at Comicon. We could have handled the prospect of being in another dimension, but the rulers of the country sealed us in stone for a thousand years! All because I accidently killed one of their subjects! Now we go by different names, she's Harley Quinn and I'm Joker, and we're going to wreak havoc on Equestria. (A Displaced fic)

Disclaimer: I own nothing except for the story itself. MLP belongs to Hasbro. Joker and Harley Quinn belong to DC comics.

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"I am not the Genie of the Lamp. I never was, and I never will be. I am your slave no more, and if you think to try again, I will show you how mistaken you are."

Over one thousand years ago I was sent to Equestria by a treacherous salesman's cursed trinket. It changed who I was... what I was. Gone is the simple business man with a penchant for crossplay, the father of two and beloved husband. That's all gone now, taken from me by Sombra, the Princesses, and time.

I have become the costume, a half-genie with looks that could kill. Oh how I have been made to kill. But that time is over now... I hope. There's just one more thing that I have to do.

A Displaced story.
Shantae and all related art are owned by WayForward Technologies and Matt Bozon, and I claim no rights on it or My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. This story is for entertainment purposes only.
Rated teen for some sexual humor and violence.

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After a freak accident, Princess Celestia finds herself in a whole new universe. As she seeks a way home, she is captured by none other than Team Rocket.


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Displaced Fic
You know the deal, probably to the point that the descriptions themselves have become cliche, but here it goes. I went to a convention as Roxas from Kingdom hearts. After dealing with the merchant, I found myself in the land of Equestria from My Little Pony, around the time when Discord was first imprisoned. Being an avid fan, I decided to help Celestia and Luna imprison him. After that, we became friends. But after certain painful events, I found I couldn't face them anymore. So I left. And vowed never to return.

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This story is a sequel to And Then There Were 10...Er...67

Jason Hughes has changed much during his stay in Asgard. Not only does he rule part of a kingdom but has united two warring races and married two fine mares. Peace rarely ever lasts and things are about to get heavy, especially when parenthood rears its ugly head.

Edited by the ever amazing m2pt5.

** Featured same day as it released on 5/21/15**

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I am... or rather was your average twenty year old male brony. But let me introduce myself first, my name is Mi-... gah! dangit! was Mitchell and my favorite My Little Pony background character is Vinyl Scratch (or DJ-P0N3 for some). One day comic-con showed up in my hometown and instead of going as some silly anime or game character like all the other plebs, I went as the Equestria Girls version of Vinyl Scratch. I know, I know she is a girl but... it IS funny seeing the faces I get.

Anyway, to make a long story short, I bought the last missing piece of my cosplay, which was really just a pair of headphones that looked just like the ones the EQG Vinyl wore during the "Music to my Ears" short. That got me sent to Equestria many years in the past and, after a series of events (It was an accident!), I got myself stuck in stone.

I got out thanks to Dissy. And now that I'm free, I'll be here to spread the wubs! If only those uncool Daft Punk looking ponies would just leave me alone...

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This story is a sequel to And Then There Were 10...Er...67

Alex was just a normal guy, taking a break from his life or death job. What he didn't want was to be sent to a land full of ponies in the form of a clone made from nothing. Now he has to adjust to a whole new form of existence as well as being part of the insanity of the multiverse.

A spin-off of "And Then There Was 10... Er 67," reading that story isn't required but it may help your understanding of this story.

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