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// Chapter Six: How NOT to host a party 
// Story: A Guide To Surviving Baby Alicorns 
// by Foal Star 
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Fancy Pants was quite happy, kicking about in his highchair and munching on his foal food. He turned to his “older sisters” who were busy munching on their food as well. Twilight was using her magic to lift three rubber spoons foal full of big glops of foal food, feeding her charges one by one. As she watched her foals munch on their food and kick about in their cute, thick diapers, she couldn't help but coo. “Oh, you three are so adorable!"

Fancy Pants was quite happy kicking about in his padding and holding his hooves up "I wuv tis so much! I didn tink being a foaw would so fun! Is nice!"

Twilight just loved seeing her new charge being so happy, as she bent down and nuzzled him. "Well I'm happy to see you being happy. You’re definitely not a stinker like Celestia and Luna have been," She then rose up and turned her attention to the three foals. "Now, there's something very important I need to discuss with you," The foals all turned their attention to Twilight as she tried to stay as calm as possible while telling them. "There’s a fancy dinner party in the palace gardens today, and I don't want to be chasing you three around and having you mess it up. So please, can you three stay in the castle and be on your best behavior just for one day? No clogging toilets, no unleashing potty monsters, just behaving like good foals should."

The foals all slowly nodded their heads and were placed in their playpen. Twilight took that as a sign that things were under control, and so she went upstairs to get dressed for the party.

The second Twilight left the three foals all looked at each other with mischievous grins. Celestia turned to her “siblings” and asked. "So how we gonna escape to ta pawty?".

Luna turned to Fancy Pants and crossed her hooves as she babbled. "I tink tat Fancy Pants said he was gonna come up with ta pwan. So wha’s ta pwan?"

Fancy Pants tapped a hoof to his chin. "I dun know. I tink Mama Twiwy put a magic bubbwe awound ta castwe to keep us fwom going anywhere aftew ya two went to tat wedding."

Celesti giggled, putting a hoof to her mouth. "Yeah, tat was siwwy and fun! I wuved ta cake, it was so good!"

Luna bounced on her padded rump. "Yeah! Tey pwoababyw gonna have aww kinds of sweets at ta pawty! We gots to go and twy to eat as much possibwe!"

Fancy Pants nodded in aggremsnt. "I completely agree with tat, I haven’t missed a pawty since I became a nobwe. We need to bweak ta bawwiew awound ta castwe though, tats ta biggest pwobwem. Also if ya get caught again. I tink Nana Twiwy is gonna punish ya. Maybe give ya spankies" 

Celestia rolled her eyes and scoffed. "Ya dun tink tat we figuwed out how to bweak mama’s bawwiew. We can do tat. Ya said ya gots a pwan to get us in ta pawty, so wha’s ta pwan?”

Fancy Pants took out a piece of construction paper with a plan written down. “So, I tink tat if one of ya act supew cute and keep Mama busy, the othew one of ya wiww bweak ta bawwiew. Aftew tat I go to Nana Twiwy and teww hew we aww need a nappy and we weawwy twied. So she puts us down fow a nap and weave us awone fow a few houws, giving us aww tat time to sneak out ta window and to ta pawty!”

The foals squealed in delight, all excited to go to the party and bouncing up and down in their diapers. Fancy Pants turned to Celestia. “Ya need to go now and wewase the shiewd! Ya magic’s stwongew.” The princess of the sun nodded as she quickly flew over the playpen and waddled off. 

Luna turned to Fancy Pants with a big smile and hugged him as she babbled. “Wooks wike we gotta put on a pewfowmance fow Nana Twiwy!”

The little colt blushed, kicking about in his padding as he nuzzled into Luna. "Otay, wets get going ow we gonna miss ta pawty." 

The two then waddled upstairs to Twilight's room. The two foals burst through the door and found Twilight, in a long, flowing purple and pink dress as they babbled. “Nana! We gots a question!”

The alicorn looked down at her foals and cooed. “What is it, darlings? And shouldn’t you two be in your playpen? Do you have to use the potty?”

“Nu-uh, no need potty,” Luna shook her head and then asked. “Nana, why awe ya wooking so pwetty?”

Twilight blushed, feeling a bit embarrassed about being caught wearing such a gown. She squeaked. “Oh, you think I'm pretty?”  She looked at herself in a mirror and twirled about in her dress. “I do feel like a princess, but I never thought about being pretty, I was just getting ready for the garden party. They said fancy attire was necessary.”

Luna clapped her hooves and babbled. “Ya wook gweat, Nana! Ya ta pwettiest pwincess eva!”

Twilight dawwed and nuzzled Luna. “Oh, I’m glad you think that way. I know we only have two weeks left, but I'm so happy to be your nanny until then. I can never stay mad at you, your sister, or your ‘brother’."

Luna hugged Twilight's face and nuzzled back as she babbled. "Ya a gweat nana, and we sowie fow cuaisng ya so much twowbe.”

Fancy Pants nodded and responded. "Yeah, we didn' mean ta make tings hawdew fow ya, we just gots aww tis enegwy tat makes us wanna do tings!" He started bouncing up and down on his thick diaper, making adorable crinkling noises and causing poofs of foal powder to come out. 

Twilight dawwed and nuzzled the little colt as well as she cooed. "It’s quite alright, it’s expected of foals to not follow the rules once in a while. You and the twins are actually better behaved than most foals, all things considered."

Luna blushed a little at having herself and her sister be referenced as twins. Then she asked Twilight. “So, can ya bwing some cake and cookies home fwom ta pawty?”

Twilight laughed. “Of course, as long as you three keep your promise and don’t get into more trouble. Now how about I give you some lovely milk?” She laid on her bed and both Fancy Pants and Luna waddled over and nestled into the pocket of Twilight’s underbelly. They began to nurse while Twilight watched. 

Celestia came waddling into the room shortly afterward, yawning. “Nana, we want a nappy.”

Twilight took the foal into her magic and gently nuzzled her. “Oh, why don’t we all take a nap together? I have some time before the party. Just wake me up if you need anything or if I sleep too long.” She placed Celestia into the pocket of her underbelly as well, who began suckling Twilight’s teats. Satisfied, she lay down and slowly fell into a deep sleep. Nursing always made her feel tired. 







The three foals waited until they heard Twilight snoring loudly, before slowly making their way off the bed and plopping their padded rumps onto the ground below. They began to waddle to the door as Celestia babbled. “Ya pwan is wowking Fancy Pants, but how we gonna make suwe we get back befowe Nana Twiwy notices we gone?”

Fancy snickered, taking out a device unfamiliar to the princesses. “I took tis foaw monitow and set it up on hew. So now we keeping an eye on hew instead if it being ta othew way wond. So if she wakes up ow stiws awot I’ww heaw it and teww ya guys we need to get back. And even if she wakes up and tries to wook fow us, we can be back in ta castwe and in ta pwaypen befowe she finds out. She just assume we got wost expowing the castwe.”

Celestia squealed in delight as she hugged Fancy Pants. “Tat sounds wike a gweat pwan!”

Luna nodded in approval. “Yeah it weawwy does, ya so smawt!”

Fancy Pants raised his head in pride. “Wew ya two didn’t make me in chawge of aww ta bowing stuff fow nothin’! Now wets get goin’ we waistin’ time!” And he advised. “And keep ya voices down ow ya wake Nany Twiwy.”

Celestia blushed, looking back at her padding. “Um... I dun mean to sound siwwy, but I dun wana go to a fancy pawty again in just my diapee. Didn’t Discowd put a bunch of fancy foaw cowthes in owa cwoset?”

Luna nodded in agreement. “Yeah wets get pweettied up a wittwe, tat sounds wike wots of fun!”

Fancy Pants looked behind and giggled upon seeing his poofy diaper. "Uh yea, I'ww just put on one of tose suited onesies, and hopefuwwy ta biutton fwap won’t pop open.”

Celestia nuzzled him. “Even if it does ya can count on me ow Wuwu to fix it fow ya.”

They then all went to the nursery to get ready for the party. Celestia took out two frilly dresses and the sisters went about dressing each other. Fancy Pants, meanwhile, dressed himself in the first suited onesies he laid eyes on. But he struggled to button the flap underneath, partially because of his clumsy, tiny hooves. 

It didn’t take long for the three foals to dress themselves and Fancy Pants gasped as he turned to see the two sisters coming over, giggling in their pink, frilly dresses. He blushed, scrunching his padding between his legs. “Ya two wook vewy pwetty.”

Celestia came over to Fancy Pants. “Ya wook gweat too. Ta onesie matches ya diapee weww,” She then turned to see that his padding was straining under the button flap and asked. “Huh? Did ya put on a thicker diapee?”

Fancy Pants blushed and shook his head. “I put on two, ya know tat nopony can change us othew ten Twly wight? And with tese dwesses on is not wike we gonna be abwe to use ta potty. The gawden pawty wiww pwobawy have tose scawy big toiwets.”

Celestia gasped at this, realizing that Fancy Pants was right!  “Ya so wight! Wuwu we should put on two diapees too. I didn’t tink about potties, and is not wike we can bwing some with us!”

Luna blushed but agreed. She and her sister put on two diapers with Fancy Pants’ help, now they would be protected against leaks. The three then waddled off together down the stairs of the castle. They headed out the back and out into the royal garden. 

They eventually came up to a butler that was standing outside to greet ponies. He eyed the three foals. “Uh, what are you three doing out here? Aren't you supposed to be under Princess Twilight’s supervision for the next two weeks?”

Celestia scoffed. “Of couwse we awe, bu she was busy doing woyaw stuff, and she said we can come to ta pawty. We made suwe to dwess up nice and evewyting, now ya gonna wet us in ow not?”

The butler nervously gulped and bowed. “O-of course, go on in and have a good time, little ones. Just try not to make a mess of things.” 

The three foals quickly waddled inside and they looked at all the fancy ponies going about their business in the garden proper. Celestia giggled. “Is funny, tey aww scawed of going into ta castwe. But tey dun seem to cawe tat Discowd is stiww awound and can easiwy do stuff hewe too.”

Luna nodded. “Tats why I wanted ta come too, wets see what Discowd is up too. If he twies anyting, we be hewe to stop him!” 

The foals waddled off as Fancy Pants was suddenly scooped up by Fleur. “Oh, I had a feeling you were coming, Fancy Pants, darling!” She nuzzled him as the little colt squirmed in her hooves. “Hey, stop tat! Tis is so embeawassin!”

Fleur plopped Fancy down on her lap with a bunch of other mares who dawwed and pinched his cheeks. He sighed. “I should’ve known ya was gonna use me to win ovew ta othew mawes.”

Fleur giggled, ”Oh stop that, let’s just have some fun while this lasts. Besides, it’ll give me a little practice if we ever decide to have foals of our own.”

Fancy Pants eeped at what that would entail! “Wait, Fweuw! Ya can’t change my diapee ow anyting, ow Discowd’s magic wiww tuwn ya into a foaw too! Ya dun want tat!”

Fleur giggled and nuzzled her husband. “Oh you’re just so cute! But alright, I’ll keep that in mind. I guess we’ll have to hold off on potty training you,” She lifted his button onesie with her magic, eyeing the double diapers. “Looks like you came prepared, though, Fancy Pamps.”

Fancy Pants pouted. “Oh no, anothew embawassing nickname!”

Fleur giggled further. “Oh, I think it’s cute. It’s not every day your husband turns into a foal. Let me enjoy the moment, darling.” She and the other mares went about talking and cooing, while Fancy Pants sat there, pouting, unable to do anything. 







Meanwhile, Celestia and luna went about getting attention from other nobles who were dawwing as they bent down to talk to the little princessess. The princesses, for their part, just giggled and pranced their little hooves on the heads of the nobles. But it wasn’t long until something went awry as one noble asked. “Why do you both have two diapers? Even for foals that must be quite embarrassing.” 

The two foals blushed as they tried to cover their padded fronts with their hooves. But then the nobles squealed as loud taping noises could be heard! They looked behind them seeing that they were now wearing giant diapers. They squeaked further as more mares and stallions began having diapers appear, ripping their pants or poofing out dresses.

The nobles gasped and fidgeted about in their new, embarrassing padding. All the while the foals laughed as Luna shot her magic at the buffet table, turning all the simple hors devours into buckets filled with candy, and Celestia turned the punch bowl into a chocolate fountain. 

The nobles gasped at all this foalish stuff appearing, some opting to leave. But a playpen style fence appeared, blocking them off. And the butler before them was now dressed in a clown outfit and a giant diaper. 

The foals laughed, shooting their magic at the band playing fancy music, turning them into a  bunch of foals babbling and playing on plastic baby toy shaped instruments with flashing lights. 

It wasn’t long until the magic reverberated off the walls, hitting every pony inside and turning them all into either toddlers in pull-ups or infants in diapers. 

Then all of a sudden a giant pinata shaped as Discord appeared and many of the foals all began trying to hit it! Others, however, went about their business, seeming to be unaware of what was happening. Luna and Celestia clapped their hooves together as they led the charge on the pinata, whacking it with sticks. 

As for Fancy Pants, he was now being hugged by Fleur, who had turned into a three year old toddler in pink pair of pull-ups. She was playing tea party with other little fillies, all babbling on about their fancy dresses.  It was all quite adorable but Fancy Pants babbled. “Fweuw, did ya notice tat ya is a foaw now?”

The little filly looked at herself. “Weww I stiww owdew ten ya, I thwee!”

Fancy grumbled. “Figuwes, but tat doens’t mean ya get to boss me awound!”

“Yeah huh!” Fleur retorted. “I ta big fiwwy and ya a baby cowt, tat means I in chawge of ya. And since ya hewe, having a tea pawty, tat menas we need to dwess ya up!” 

The little fillies all giggled as Fleur went about taking off his onesie and slipped a princess dress on him, then she started applying makeup to his face. Fancy kicked and whined as Fleur smeared lipstick on his face and mascara over his eyes. After she finished, he blushed and tried to hide his face as the other little illies laughed. 

All the while the princesses finally ,managed to break open the pinata! But instead of candy a bunch of plusies and teddies came out, making the foals laugh as they grabbed at them. 
Discord appeared, shedding his pianta disguise. “Aww, how cute! You’re welcome, little ones. A gift from your Uncle Discord.”

Celestia giggled. “Oh, hey, Dissy. So I guessing ya did awww tis?”

Discord threw his claws up and replied. "Guilty as charged .It was such a boring party and I thought I could liven things up a bit.”

Luna asked him. “So ya gonna change aww tese pionies back to nowmaw aftew ta pawty, wight?”

Discord shrugged his claws. “I suppose so. They didn't break my rules by having a party in the garden. I never said it was off limits. However, I’m assuming Twilight didn’t give you two or your ‘brother’ permission to come?” They both blushed and shook their heads no as he sighed. “Well I guess I'll have to distract her for a bit so you can have more fun.”

Celestia blushed and squeaked. ”Wait, Discowd, dun!” But it was too late! With a snap of his claws Discord disappeared! 

Celestia and Luna shrugged as they went off to play with their new foalish friends. Hopefully everything would go back to normal before Twilight realized they’d snuck out.







Twilight woke up a few hours later and noticed that instead of three foals there were dozens of foals! All of them were the guards, butlers and maids Discord had briefly turned into plushies two weeks ago! She saw some colts in tuxedos and some fillies in maid uniforms going about cleaning the room. She then turned her attention to two of the baby guards standing at her door. “What's going on?!” She asked them.

The two padded guards both babbled. “We just doing owa job!

The baby maid was on top of a bookshelf babbled. “Yeah! We just cweanin up ta pwace! Gonna make it squeaky cwean.” She squeaked, before she almost fell off! Twilight quickly used her magic to catch the foal.

Twilight then sighed. “Thanks for your help but you’re foals now, there’s no need to do adult stuff. You could get hurt."

The maid blushed and babbled. "I sowie, we just twying to hewp make ta castwe cwean and safe."

Twilight's eyes went wide as she exclaimed. "Wait! Are you saying that every guard, maid, and butler became a foal?!"

The maid slowly nodded as the princess squealed! She immediately went about the castle, finding all the foals and gathering them in the middle of the room as she rubbed a hoof down her face. “Ok, I should get all these foals to their families until the spell is over… and then I need to find Celestia, Luna and Fancy Pants.”







At the transformed garden party, Fancy pants heard what was going on through the foal monitor and squeaked. “Oh no we gots to go!” He blushed and did a cute dance, but Fleur came over. 

“Stop it, Fancy Pamps! Ya not going anywhere without me!” 

Fancy rolled his eyes, reluctantly accepting the terms, then he went over to Celestia and Luna. “We gots to go! Twiwy is gone fow a few minutes but when she gets back we gotta be in ta castwe if we dun wanna get in twoubwe!"

The princess reluctantly nodded as they went to the playpen and asked the diapered clown butler if he could open the gate for them. He did so, but all the foals squealed before running off into the castle. Since they were already foals they no longer feared setting hoof inside it!

Celestia and Luna squealed as they ran after the foals all stumbling about in the castle as some noble babies babbled. “Wets have a diapee gawa!”

"Yay! A diapee gawa!"  The foals cheered, as they began dancing and causing a ruckus while running around and screaming. 

At that moment, Twilight came stomping down from above, having heard all the commotion. “Ugh, seriously?! All of you were afflicted! Now I have to find families for all the nobles too!”

Discord suddenly appeared with a smirk. "You know what? I have a better idea,” He turned them all back into adults, but they were still wearing diapers. “How about you all have your party in the garden but in diapers? You can’t take them off. Then you may go, but only after midnight. Leave before then and you’ll be turned into a foal.” 

The nobles blushed and waddled off as did the maids, butlers and guards. That left Fancy Pants, Celestia, Luna and Fleur, who was still a toddler. Discord turned to Fleur and chuckled, ”So you want to stay a toddler?”

Fleur blushed and scrunched the pull-up between his legs. “Is tat otay with ya, Twiwy? Ya gonna have to cawe fow me too. But I wanna be with my husband!”

Twilight rolled her eyes, not wanting to care for another foal, but at the same time she didn't want to disappoint the filly and sighed. “Fine. I suppose one more foal won’t be too much of a hassle. At least this one is old enough for potty training and can be left alone.”

Fleur squealed and hugged the alicorn princess as Discord shrugged. “Well, fine. I'll take pictures of the dinner party. This is going to be fun." 

Fleur took Fancy Pants in her hooves and hugged him as she exclaimed! "Tis is gonna be fun! Now I gets to be a big sissy to ya, Fancy Pamps!"

Twilight slammed a hoof to her face and sighed as Discord disappeared. ”This is getting more and more difficult. At this rate I’m going to be the princess of motherhood when this is all said and done," She groaned. “I think I’m going to need back up on this one.”