Friendship is a WIP

by MonolithiuM

Posted on Ponyville's Town Hall Door

Royal Decree from Her Highness Princess Celestia: Diarch of the Sun,

It has come to my attention that the human known as "Anonymous" has been the victim of both a misunderstanding and an unintentional attempted sexual assault. Ponyville citizens are to immediately cease their hostilities and un-invited romantic/carnal pursuits with Anonymous. I understand that his personality is abrasive and not the most endearing or easy to appease, but I ask (and slightly demand) of you to cease this silliness.

Anon's culture and strange ways are vastly different from Equestria's, and all of you must begin to understand that. Work to reach a connection of cultural values with the resident human, without molesting him.

Twilight, this part is for you. Unlock your doors, forgive Anon for spiriting Spike away, and give the human his old room back. He needs it dearly, my faithful student.

Sincerely and Lovingly,

Princess Celestia: Diarch of the Sun

Comments

[Tome Turner]

Yeah! Fuck you twilight!

[AnonymousZero]

Celestia gives no fucks about Ponyville
She just wants more letters.

[cullexoh]

6011100
Oh she gives plenty of fucks about ponyville...it's the chaos capital of Equestria and source of all her good humor.

[Nosfrat]

THIS STUNTED FUCKBOY IS WAY OUTTA LINE

I'm so gonna reuse this one.

[WorldWalker128]

Celestia, you have my love.

[WorldWalker128]

6213987
Ah. Yeah, I can see that.

[Iron Washer]

I died reading this, fucking...died

[Solo Wing of The Abyss]

Celestia be like:i61.photobucket.com/albums/h59/Commissar_Dan/My%20Reaction%20to%20finding%20out%20that%20a%20supreme%20court%20justice%20has%20died%20and%20knowing%20that%20the%20election%20stakes%20just%20got%20raised%20a%20thou_zps6f9wyleb.gif