"My name is Lyra Heartstrings, and you will not remember me. You won't even remember this conversation. Just like with everypony else I've ever met, everything I do or say will be forgotten. Every letter I've written will appear blank; every piece of evidence I've left behind will end up missing. I'm stuck here in Ponyville because of the same curse that has made me so forgettable. Still, that doesn't stop me from doing the one thing that I love: making music. If my melodies find their way into your heart, then there is still hope for me. If I can't prove that I exist, I can at least prove that my love for each and every one of you exists. Please, listen to my story, my symphony, for it is me."

Cover pic by Spotlight: askspotlight.tumblr.com

Seriously, a lot.

(Now with a Spanish translation by the generous SPANIARD KIWI!)

After a years-long, hard fought battle of the browsers, Internet Explorer, once the reigning king of the interwebz, is overthrown. First by its archrival, Firefox, of whom had risen from the ashes of a fallen ally, and then Chrome. Shunned and memed out of existence, there was no place anymore for the old browser. Even its parent corporation had succeeded it with a faster, Edge-ier browser.

And guess where the heck Internet Explorer ended up?

Slightly modified to tie into MLP a bit more. I didn't mention the Mane Six by name enough times.

This story is a sequel to Princess Celestia is Replaced by Donald Trump

When Tirek threatens to destroy Equestria, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna are left with no choice but to bring back the one man who can save them.

President Donald J. Trump.

Can the God-Emperor of the United States save Equestria once more? Or will he fall to the globalist might of Tartarus?

Pre-read by Sollace and King of Madness.

Edited by James Fire and Level Dasher.

A satirical piece.

Hungarian billionaire and philanthropist George Soros has a hand in many things on Earth. However, upon being informed by Jacob Rothschild that the Illuminati the New World Order he has discovered a portal to what he believes to be an alien world, Soros decides to visit it and immediately gets to work on... fixing it.

Meanwhile, all is not well on Earth as Rothschild must tend to a matter of his own as he encounters a strange creature in his pawns room: a Changeling.

Can Soros make it back to Earth? Will Rothschild kill an innocent, defenseless Changeling? Or will both of them meet their demise at the hooves of the natives to Equus?

Edited by the globalist shill James Fire.

A satirical piece.

There are few things that manage to irritate the Princess of Equestria.

One is eating her cake.

The other, is strange creatures getting wined and dined by an inter-dimesional being that end up landing in Equestria causing enough chaos to make Discord look like second best.

[Displaced Crack Fic]
[Teen for language]

I regret everything nothing.

Every respectable Princess needs to develop a hobby. In the case of Twilight Sparkle, that hobby is computer games.

Warning! Contains harsh Twilight language.

Special thanks to Zyrian for editing.

When crime runs rampant across Equestria, two individuals step up to help:

Officer Cord and Detective Shy.

Even if no one asked them to.

Artwork by SugarKills.

When a rogue group of Changelings threatens Canterlot, it's up to Princess Celestia Donald J. Trump to defeat them!

Can the God-Emperor save the day? Or will the bad hombres be his undoing?

Edited By James Fire.

A satirical piece.

Falling in love with the mythological book series Midnight Castle, Lyra Heartstrings has created her very own fan fiction site, a home to all that enjoy reading and writing human fiction.

This is the life and times of that site.