//------------------------------// // TheRealLuna - Identity // Story: Equestrian Fanfiction // by Lise //------------------------------// Heya. I think it’s high time I came clean. I’ve been thinking about this for a while now, and it’s time to come clean. Tomorrow, I shall reveal my real life identity to everyone’s horror and amazement. @Luna: Sorry, my better half, I enjoyed being your other self, but it’s time I become me and stop trolling. On this note, and in Nightling tradition, how about a small contest? You all are free to peculate who I am and post here. The winner gets to know she won. TheRealLuna @TheRealLuna: That’s not exactly fair, you know. I know who you are (so won’t participate in this) but for everypony else it’s very unfair. They have to speculate based on your very few posts, and don’t get anything as a reward? Come on! At least make it into an AMA! That way we all have fun until your reveal. Bob That’s a great idea! We can have an AMA and tomorrow we can try to guess. @Fleetfoot: Was Cap very mad for catching me online yesterday? After my last mess up I’m a bit scared to ask. LittleFinger Fine! An AMA it is, but I can chose to not answer any question, okay? Tomorrow I’ll let you speculate and then make the reveal. The winner gets a SPECIAL poem made by me. Is that enough for you, Bob? Oh and there’s no way you can know! I’d know if you know! TheRealLuna @LittleFinger: You’re fine. Cap is still grumpy because of DaBoss. I would have thought she’d be over her now. (And don’t worry she won’t read the site. I wish she would, but know it won’t happen.) The problem is that Cap isn’t a geek and never will be. Blue is, and so is DaBoss… and that’s where the problem comes from. That’s how the two of them originally met (plus DaBoss was faster and wilder at the time :P ) Now to the serious stuff: @TheRealLuna: Are you male? CEOWitch @CEOWitch: I won’t answer that. Aren’t you worried that Brush will have your wings? Usually she’s the one who gets to ask this… TheRealLuna @TheRealLuna: Okay here goes: 1) Have you been to any convention? 2) Have you ready any stories? 3) Do you agree that Squishy is the top writer on the site? 4) If you could go out with anyone on the site who would it be? 5) Are you married (and if so do you have foals)? 6) What is the first thing you do every morning? RRBB @RRBB: I think the general rule is that you can only ask one question at a time. I’m curious about 5, though, and also: @TheRealLuna: Do you have brothers or sisters? PaintDrop Oooh! This looks like fun! What’s your favorite food? :D PlayedPiece Okay, from now one you can only ask ONE question :P Otherwise you’ll be banished to the moon! (And your post will be deleted :)) @RRBB: Yes, Yes, she’s up there, nice try, not saying, I wake up. @PaintDrop: Yes. Not telling if younger or older :) TheRealLuna Are you good at using magic? Can you use it at all, actually? Quarters @PlayedPiece: hmm. Good question, but it might become too obvious of I say ;) TheRealLuna @Quarters: I’ll take that as one question. Yes, I can use magic and am very good at it. You’d honestly be surprised how good. TheRealLuna Can you sing? SweetStuff Have you met me? How awesome am I? (Trick question. Everyone knows I’m the most awesome pony in Equestria AwesomePony @AwesomePony: But still single. SteveThumb @SteveThumb: *yay* you! Don’t touch that! Feather @TheRealLuna: Have you had a crush on anypony? ForceFeedback Who’s best humie? PrinceEric @SteveThumb: I’ll burn you! HoofTies @SteveThumb: What the *yay* did you just say? You think this is a joke, a game? Or do you just get a kick from making others feel miserable? I bet you have a small boring life and try to act out here just to get attention because you know that in real life no one will bother spitting you in the face! Or did you think that just because you’re male I’ll give you a pass? Yes, I’m nearly convinced that you are male and also that you are projecting your problems on others! I’m sure you won’t find it funny if this happens to you. Judging by your reactions so far all you do is grumble a bit then run and hide like the coward you are! I’m truly ashamed that you and I are of the same gender! Do everyone a favor and quit the site! Jade The only reason I’m not locking the thread immediately is because that would be unfair to TheRealLuna. Any thunder comments on ten topic and I will! SteveThumb: this is your official warning. Continue and you’re on your way to a ban. The TechNightling @AwesomePony: Of course I know you, and you are awesome. I’ve even told you that several times. @SweetStuff: Yes, I can sing very well. @ForceFeedback: that might be a bit revealing. Also, haven’t we all? @PrinceEric: Hmmm. Too early to say. TheRealLuna @TheRealLuna: Do you play O&O? MightyDragon I never thought you’d go that far as to reveal yourself. Call me weird, but I’ll miss you. Up to now I’ve always regarded you as that mystery on the site (almost as mysterious as S.Child). On the other hoof I’ve also been removed extremely curious. So... my question is a compromise :) Is there anyone on the site who knows who you really are? InItForTheShipping Do you like partying? I mean like really really really wild parties :D HopHop Do you like apple pie? WaterBottle @MightyDragon: A bit. @InItForTheShipping: So sneaky :) Yes, there is :) @HopHop: Sure @WaterBottle: uh huh. :) TheRealLuna Umm, have you ever been to Manehattan? Candle What about Griffinstone? Feather Crystal Empire? SaltyHuman Have you been to Yakyakistan? PPI @PPI: What the hay?! RRBB @RRBB: What? I’m curious. ;D PPI Yes to all, and also Canterlot. TheRealLuna How many accounts do you have on the site? LightSparkle @LightSparkle: somepony else trying to be sneaky? :) I have more than one accounts here. That should be enough to help you guess. Any more and it will become too easy. Good luck and I’ll see you again tomorrow! TheRealLuna