Hungarian billionaire and philanthropist George Soros has a hand in many things on Earth. However, upon being informed by Jacob Rothschild that the Illuminati the New World Order he has discovered a portal to what he believes to be an alien world, Soros decides to visit it and immediately gets to work on... fixing it.
Meanwhile, all is not well on Earth as Rothschild must tend to a matter of his own as he encounters a strange creature in his pawns room: a Changeling.
Can Soros make it back to Earth? Will Rothschild kill an innocent, defenseless Changeling? Or will both of them meet their demise at the hooves of the natives to Equus?
Edited by the globalist shill James Fire.
A satirical piece.
Chapters (2)
hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Hi again downvotes.
To the Frozen North ! Does Al Gore make a cameo with a polar bear sex scene?
8208711 ... And now George is gonna reference it.
Thanks, Hillbe.
8208702 Downvotes say, "Hi, Skylarking!"
8208695 :D!
8208714
cool 
cold 
freezing
8208729 Have a mustache.
Seriously though, it never crossed my mind to make an Al Gore/climate change joke there (if for no other reason than to take a jab at Al.
)
I beg of you to make another story where Milo works for the Foal Free Press (the good Milo, to clarify).
8208777 Yiannopolus, right?
I... could try that sometime down the line if enough people like this one.
Mind you, there are other things I'm gonna do after this is finish.
Still, that's an idea I'll keep in mind. Thanks.
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No, Stewart, you silly-goose bitch./s
8208801 I'm gonna admit, I legit have no fucking idea who the "bad" Milo is. My girlfriend mentioned another one said that he pissed her off.
So, yeah, that said, I'll keep that idea in mind.
If I do go through with it, I think it won't be until the end of the year/beginning of next year.
Der be great things on me mind. THEY'RE TREMENDOUS.
8208821 Mylo = Brightbart - pro free speech, Berkley = Communist satellite - freestuff, put the two together you get riots from the left gasps from the right and boned in the middle.
I would highly approve.
8208714 Me want a story on Geert Wilders, while on a bicycle.
8208935
I... might put that in as a gag in this story at a later point. I know extremely little about Geert sadly.
Mind explaining the bicycle thing?
8208960 Here is one particular interview, how... Interesting.
"The bicycle, the symbol of Dutch healthfulness is being polluted by Muslims. We must ban the Koran, close the mosques and destroy Muslim bicycles."
"Sir, how do we know it’s a Muslim bicycle?"
"That is a stupid question."
"Yes, maybe, but how do we know?"
"If it’s a female bicycle it wears a hijab."
"But what if it’s a male?"
"Another stupid question. It’s circum. circum … circumscribed, I mean circumcised you fool."
"We can take off the hijab and convert the female bicycle, but what do we do with the male bicycle."
"Do I have to tell you everything. Castrate it you fools. Castrate. It’s our new battle cry: Castrate! Castrate! Castrate Muslim bicycles. Castrate!"
"Is that too radical? What will all the bleeding heart liberals say?"
"Tell them we already do it to dogs."
"Question, sir. How do we castrate a bicycle?"
"Ach! God in de lucht! Cut off the front end."
"But then we can’t ride them."
"Yes, that is the sacrifice we must make. We have to. We must. We must all make sacrifices to get rid of the Muslim menace."
8208967
Holy shit, I thought you made that up. That's AWESOME! Really funny.
I got a message from Mahathir. He said:
" Get the f**k off my country !!! "
8209060 I laughed.
Well played...
One day, I am going to crack from editing your stuff. Then who will edit for you?
8208998 Eeyup!
What? The Illuminati, the UN, but no Lucis Trust? How could you!
Just want to let the author know that I am favoriting this before even reading it, because I just know it's gonna be lit.
Soros is a piece of shit. I hope the ponies see him for the evil he is. Look at the guy! He's a real evil emperor!
8208967
Gas the bikes race car now!
8209847 Ja!
8209580 I like you comment
8210374 Thank you. He is evil.
8210411 trump will take him down
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8210411
I hope he freezes his assets too. I don't want his sons to take up where he leaves off. Wretched ass monster...
8210468 lets pray for people in London England right now and Manchester my thoughts and prays
8210491 True that.
8210468 Glad to know the feeling is mutual here.
Will Trump make an appearance?
8211722 Yes
8212806
Weird, I'm not getting notifications?
But anyway, will he save the day like a classic American icon? Superman
8212857
It'll be a cameo rather than a large role.
You'll see.
>canceled
DAMN YOU SOROS!
8700827 Haha. This was going to act as a surprise prequel to my Donald Trump story (it was marked as a sequel to it), but it didn't work out like I'd wanted it to, and with so many things on my table, I couldn't find the time for it.
That said, I am working on an official sequel to the Trump story. So, that's exciting.